You should have bought her flowers just because she shielded you from the pain.

That can't be true.

My dad was a skinny ****. I could have taken him in 6th grade. Plus he wasn't an agressive person.

It's based on truth. She doesn't care about football or sports at all but she understands I do. She did get in the way and Cassel did throw an int and she did say something to that effect lol. As long as she lays on me and naps while I watch the game I like her heh.

I always thought tangling with your old man was a right of passage. Kinda part of becoming a man. I did it... and lost. But my dad's cool as hell, always was. Mom was much harder on me than he was. But as a teenager, a young buck... it's natural to clash with your father.

Marry her.

Neither of us want to get married again. I think that's part of why it works. Why ruin a good thing?

Breakfast at the great aunts was "shit on a shingle" Toast with sausage gravy...yum

Sounds awesome.

Incorrect and negative rep.

For this is 'Shit on the Shingles'



http://i.imgur.com/Zy1NF.jpg

My family has had several of these.

One that hasn't been mentioned is "hotter than a whore on dollar day."

Women don't think like people

His definition is what I know. I think you're trapped in some weird ass ****ing Hormel alternate universe.

When I was a kid, we had chipped beef (in a gravy) on toast, which my dad called SOS (shit on a shingle). He'd had it while in the military and liked it.

When I went into the Army, they had something that they called shit on a shingle but it was hamburger in gravy over toast. I think the definition is pretty fluid.

When admiring a large breasted woman "I bet that gal has no problems breathing. Look at the set of lungs on her!" - Dad