What is your favorite activity to do while pooping?
 

Poll

Masturbating.

Ever get a blumpkin?

Read Chiefsplanet of course

Pray for the regular season to start.

I'm going to put you down for the "ethical porn" option.

My favorite part is after pooping I wipe my ass but I dont just wipe my ass. This gives me a chance to massage my colon while role playing in my mind that I am being pampered by a beautiful majestic man.

I jump in the shower and turn the shower head to jet stream power massage, spread my cheeks and back that ass up that hot, wet power blast. Then I twerk a little.

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I like to continue my clevaland browns training camp.

This is the exact opposite end of the spectrum from a DeBerg thread. Well done.

Get yourself a Toto.

I like to pretend I live in a world where OP doesn't exist, or at the very least never discovered chiefsplanet.

Build a pyramid of wads of tp.

Sleep

Pretend I'm a submarine captain launching torpedoes...