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Big Smoke 07-26-2013 12:02 PM

How long does it take you to poop?
 
Well?

Buehler445 07-26-2013 12:03 PM

<5 min

Chief_For_Life58 07-26-2013 12:04 PM

I usually chill, pull the phone out, read some stuff, light some matches, watch videos of snapping turtles eating mice, things like that

like 5-10 minutes

blaise 07-26-2013 12:05 PM

I don't know but for some reason my wife thinks it's ok to talk to me through the door.

Big Smoke 07-26-2013 12:06 PM

I'm usually in and out in about 3 minutes including wipe time. Sometimes when Iget the tar shits it takes a little longer. Hate the tar shits.

Pasta Giant Meatball 07-26-2013 12:07 PM

Been having a run of dub minute clean breakers. 5 in a row to be exact.

Detoxing 07-26-2013 12:08 PM

Most of the time it'd be under 2 minutes.

Im a healthy shitter. My plumbing is like clockwork and i never have to struggle to get it out. I sit. I shit. I wipe and I'm out.

Beef Supreme 07-26-2013 12:08 PM

Just a few seconds when I'm out jogging and need to drop a deuce by the neighbor's house.

Bowser 07-26-2013 12:10 PM

What's my cutoff time?

Donger 07-26-2013 12:10 PM

About 20 seconds.

Line Judge 07-26-2013 12:12 PM

depends on the book.

luv 07-26-2013 12:13 PM

Depends on how much coffee I've had.

vailpass 07-26-2013 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9835866)
I don't know but for some reason my wife thinks it's ok to talk to me through the door.

Start leaving the door open.

Bowser 07-26-2013 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Line Judge (Post 9835886)
depends on the book.

Excellent point. I'm re-reading the Song of Ice and Fire series, and my legs have fallen asleep on me before.

SuperChief 07-26-2013 12:17 PM

I used to be one of "those" guys that would take nearly 20 minutes per shit. Now I've got it down to around 10 or so most of the time.


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