6 different attacks on poster's wives.

Why would he want to disturb her while she's making him some pie?

:shrug:

Reasonable? they don't know the meaning they are backwood hillbillys.

Now you're just reaching.

Stumpy said your beef curtains were so big, you could go to the top of the empire state building, take of your cloths and jump....grab those cloaks and float harmlessly to the ground like a flying squirrel.

And one on a mother, so what

Mmmm.....pie.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...E%2520(PM).jpg

Are you sure our WIVES aren't backwoods hillbillies?

pencil dick you know nothing.

7 times she's been confused in this thread...

probably since they married the likes of you

Johnson City:

Population (year 2000): 55,469, Est. population in July 2004: 57,812 (+4.2% change)
Males: 26,448 (47.7%), Females: 29,021 (52.3%)

Even a log will look like a pencil if you put it in a cavern.

Wow, nice male:female ratio. Think you could find some psycho to really f**k with your head?

8, the radius of her hole...

Shit,

Online, my doofloppy is so big, I could fill the gap between your ears.


I heard it was illegal for you to swim in the Bearing Sea during ophelial crab season. The Gap was larger than law allows and the dead carp smell was considered cheating by illegal baiting.

So do missouri, the whole state, I know when I lived there it seemed everyone walked around like a zombie, meth burn outs or something, maybe a few who were normal but not many to mention

Yeah, that's what caught my attention. I was thinking it was probably just plain demographics that she turned lesbian. I can't explain the herpes though.

yea online I am a virgin, online you could be big, but go look in the mirror and face reality

I didn't turn lesbian

The only reason the state looked like that to you was because you were constantly trolling for lesbian bikers with the herp.

Lets talk about YOUR lucky husband for a minute...oh..ooops.

I saw the report on CNN that it looks like he lived, even after putting 11 16pennies into his head with an air hammer.

Then you should have told stummpy you were a muff diver before you guys hooked up. That's ****ed up.

You all are my favorite posters and I love you all :)

I was never a lesbian

9 denials of her true nature.



Man, only one more to go and we'll have counted to 10.

I was referring, you decaying sack of santorum, to your anal gaping whore of a best birthday ever thread.

As for being a she-man. Lets send our best pictures to someone impartial like Iowanni. You can even use one from 30 years ago. We really should compare feminity before we start assuming everyone looking like a typical internet white trash ****.

I don't have a damn husband

Then explain how you got herpes off of one. From the seat of her chopper?

My wife is sleeping with a smile, and 1 mildly sprained uterus.

Your'e on the internet getting abused worse than you've been since the last time you worked the double at the State Fair Carnival bathroom glory hole.

I'm impar...oh never mind.

30 years ago I was 11, seemed to hit a sore spot there huh she-manish

Sure she is, who gave her that smile it sure wasn't you.

Wait, now I'm confused. What does a lesbian biker with herp stick through a glory hole?

Now THAT is a Bigger bigger bigger suprise than your verginer could even dwarf.

Since you wanted to talk family......get your Daughter off the Crank yet?
You're apparently as good at motherhood as being a loyal spouse.

My daughter made a mistake 3 years ago and she isn't doing anything for over 2 years but be a good mother to her son, Meth ruins lives, lets not get on that subject

That's what I thought, ugly whore.

My online dong could pleasure a woman and beat you in a game of Boggle all at the same time.

These high gas prices must have really affected your sechs life....since your device of choice is an industrial egg beater on a 50horse Mercury boat motor.

jealous old hag, go screw yourself, I am sure you have both organs to do so, you old skank

Strap-on, I'd guess.

So you're going to call my wife and mother names, Mer is a shemale, Simplex's wife is apparently mentally challenged......but YOUR crackhead is off limits?

pfffffffffffffft.

What would it say on it?

this crap is getting about stupid, I bow out of this one.

Sometimes it would say Titan, sometimes it would say Titanic...

she isn't a crackhead, they are all in springfield

Don't forget the Caption thread where my wife is an elephant. We should strive to be accurate, we don't want anyone assuming anything here.

Nice dunk. The thread has "cum" full circle.

Whatever, we're not the ones getting gangbanged by a couple of herpes-infected lesbians on their motorcycle with giant strap-ons.

So Johnson City, TN is where they psycho life wreckers all live?

its the methheads who turn people into psychos to start with.

Are you sure you don't want to compare pictures?

So why were you out hunting for 10 lesbian bikers on meth with the herp and gigantic strap ons in the first place?


<span style="font-size:8px;">This one's for you listopencil</span>

I don't have any pics of me, go ahead and post yours and I'll give you a honest opinion, I don't think I'm a beauty queen I never said I was, so what the hell, you start calling names and shit and you want me to kiss your ass, I don't think so darling, dish it out, take it.

I WASN'T

Don't you feel better? You said to count to ten AND I DID. Just for you. It was all for you. Because I care.

I for one won't complain if you post your boobs.

You putrid folds of flesh, you started calling ME a shemale. Then you kept up the taunts of old, of which I'm like half your age, and jealousy.... Of which...

lol....

hahaahaha. come on now.

I'm hardly going to post my picture, but I'll be happy to send it to an impartial judge. Soon as you find a picture you can live with.

In a form she can understand....
 

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I don't have a digital camera, if I did I'd send it, lets see compare with someone half my age which makes you about 20 oh yea thats a fair comparison

I told you you could use an old picture.

God damn Stumppy. I know you read my posts. How ****ing long did you put up with this?

I'd volunteer but seeing you isn't worth the permenant scarring I'm afraid I'd receive by seeing IT.

Let me tell you what i put up with......no I can't but you all don't know what your saying when you defend him

Didnt I say I haven't got one, damn girl can't you read

Holy shit, that was funny and I can't rep you again. Consider yourself virtually repped.

Ah ok. So then you really should stop talking about how other women look. It really just makes you look like a reerun.

I don't know guys, I thought we were being pretty clear. I know *I* knew I was saying she was a raving psycho who banged two meth-head lesbo bikers with the herp who were wearing gigantic strapons with the words "Titanic was a...."

mer...I've got her picture

Attachment: Nature2.jpg

You know, maybe you guys think I will get pissed enough to let some information be known to stumppy and I breakup but guess what ITS NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS

ROFL Sometimes it says Titan, sometimes it says Titanic. That alone could make this a Hall of fame thread.

I'm only speaking for myself but no, I really don't give a ****. I just find you annoying.

take a pill!!! hurry!!

then i think you shouldn't be posting on this thread and move along if you don't like it.

what?

it's his ****ing thread you over medicated shrew

Didn't you say you were going to "bow out" of this thread quite a while ago?

You're right. You were leaving.

It became fair game, when you came on here and made a post about how much rail the last train on you was running. "mah NEW boway fwen had him a biiiiig ole pee pee"

Stummpy was here first..asshole or not.

I am not medicated you friggin skank

She could swallow it, but meth is much better smoked or injected. However, I'm guessing she probably goes the urethral insertion route:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methamp...administration

Sorry but stumppy don't own this site, and its a free world so screw off