Chiefs will be lucky not to be 1-4 by the bye week.

Updated with Dates, Times, Networks

6-10

Those 3:25 games will be the featured 2nd game of a doubleheader too. That means three of first five will probably be shown to a good chunk of the country, plus a Monday night game.

Is the Raiders game Thanksgiving?

Nope it's all NFC teams on Thanksgiving this year. Apparently it's part of this new "cross-flexing" thing where the AFC/CBS and NFC/FOX requirements won't be 100% mandatory. The Bears are going to play the Lions on CBS, plus two other NFC games.

Monday Night Football

Cue up some hank Williams jr!

Let's ****ing do this

We did get lucky to get the late game for Miami. The win % for teams with the noon start traveling to play on the east coast absolutely atrocious.

Sunday, Sept. 7 vs. Titans, noon on CBS
Sunday, Sept. 14 at Broncos, 3:25 p.m. on CBS
Sunday, Sept. 21 at Dolphins, 3:25 p.m. on CBS
Monday, Sept. 29 vs. Patriots, 7:30 p.m. on ESPN
Sunday, Oct. 5 at 49ers, 3:25 p.m. on CBS
Bye week
Sunday, Oct. 19 at Chargers, 3:05 p.m. on CBS
Sunday, Oct. 26 vs. Rams, noon on Fox
Sunday, Nov. 2 vs. Jets, noon on CBS
Sunday, Nov. 9 at Bills, noon on CBS
Sunday, Nov. 16 vs. Seahawks, noon on Fox
Thursday, Nov. 20 at Raiders, 7:25 p.m. on NFL Network
Sunday, Nov. 30 vs. Broncos, 7:30 p.m. on NBC
Sunday, Dec. 7 at Cardinals, 3:05 p.m. on CBS
Sunday, Dec. 14 vs. Raiders, noon on CBS
Sunday, Dec. 21 at Steelers, noon on CBS
Sunday, Dec. 28 vs. Chargers, noon on CBS

Week 1: Sweet, return of McCluster. Should be a sellout crowd of non-Packers, Cowboys, Steelers or Bronco fans.

Week 2: Man there's someone in the scheduling committee who loves KC. Getting the game at Pile High out of the way is huge.

Week 3: Should've known the Chiefs would draw a Florida game while it's still Summer down there.

Week 4: Last time KC had MNF at Arrowhead that didn't involve the Chargers was against the Patriots in 2004. Hope that's not some sort of omen.

Week 5: At least it's not the first game of the year.

Week 6: At least it's not a week four bye.

Week 7: Again, someone is protecting KC from on high by giving them the Chargers' road game after a bye week.

Week 8: Sure.

Week 9: This could be the game that melts the CP server if Alex gets a megadeal, the Chiefs suck and if Geno is playing well (or at least the starter in NY).

Week 10: Getting real tired of KC playing Buffalo every ****ing year.

Week 11: The reigning champs come to town. Great.

Week 12: So they draw the short week against Oakland which looks doable now but that's assuming they continue being incompetent.. At some point that might not be so true..

Week 13: Just hope it's not a neutral site game at that point in the season.

Week 14: This'll be the first time KC plays at Univ of Phoenix stadium, right? That's cool.

Week 15: By God, had it not been for the Herm and Pioli years of asstastic football, this would be a lock. Chiefs at home in December against the Faid. But it's not. **** you Scott.

Week 16: Against Pittsburgh on the road might be a potential flex to SNF if both teams are leading or near the top of their divisions.

Week 17: This might be the only home game I go to..

If we win 8 games I'll post a nude selfie.

How much are season tickets typically? Like for first level seating?

Clearly only because of the mass numbers of Dex fans showing up in a show of support and well wishing...
...right.

We play Buffalo when they come off the BYE

If this is your way of forcing a rival fan to pull for KC to have a good year it worked...