Well, sure. You're spontaneous like that, right?

How was your day Rain Man?

Spray your shit in the sewer known as DC.

Wow, I missed that.

Zach, seems like you owe the Post and the mouth breathers an apology.

Obomba

where is the rental truck, is there more coming, was that really Bigfoot?

You should re-evaluate your beliefs.

Pretty good day. I woke up, looked out the window at the snow, and then flew to Helsinki to run a marathon.

Seriously, are anyone else's parents like that? My parents get worked up every time something bad happens and then I get a call about it, or it gets pulled up from their mental database whenever I plan to do something.

"Son, we know you've done research in schools. We just wanted to make sure you weren't in Newtown, Connecticut, this week."

"Son, we read about the avalanche on Mount Annapurna that killed three Korean climbers. You went to Korea once and you live near mountains, so we just wanted to be sure it wasn't you."

"You're going to Disneyland? Do you realize that three tourists were murdered there [in 1986]? Why would you want to go there?"

"A cruise? You're going on a cruise? Did you not hear about that ship capsized in Italy last year?"

I guess it's good that they care about me, but they've never once asked about my cholesterol or my blood pressure. It's always about bizarre stuff that is 12 parsecs beyond far-fetched.

I'm shocked that Muslims might be behind this. Absolutely shocked since islam is the religion of peace lulz.

and we're just shocked you'd make a post like this

You are a reerun and ignorant.

The acts of individuals do not represent a billion people.

Gee, now all we need is a Denise appearance and this thread is complete.

STFU douche

Any chance you or any mods can bar her from even entering this thread?

I'm shocked your rep is still in the green. Absolutely shocked.

edit: That was fast.

My uncle called me because one of my immediate family members is a runner. It's baffling.

Not anymore. Reds gonna red.

At will. :D It's slowed down now, so she may not make it.

I am a Musilm and I am extremely saddened and moved by this. My wife and I have been watching the TV and the scenes we viewed were shocking.

I hope whoever did it is caught and executed immediately.

I'll be interested to see what all comes out of this in the next 48 hours. If that thing was set off via phone there is a very good chance they'll find a suspect. Esp since there was a GIANT TIMER right next to the explosion.

Jesus Christ. **** terrorists.

HIGHLY GRAPHIC

http://i.imgur.com/XqCRdvN.jpg

Patton Oswalt on Facebook. Thought it was cool.

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Sooooo, what you're saying is that you're a suspect?








:D

Fox says 5 confirmed dead. :(

:deevee:

Sad day for America.

The Islamic extremists in the video operate under the Al Qaeda banner, with loyalty to leader al-Zawahri. They are fighting alongside of the Nusra Front, a rebel group in Syria.

The video was recorded today somewhere along the Turkey/Syria border.

Arabic: Boston in the United States

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=XP6KC0-_TAw

"Two blasts at the same time. The first explosion hit-and-run and the second blast hit-and-Kill"

Haha, you'd be surprised at how many times I get weird looks and always seem to be "Randomly" selected in airports.

Seen this guy in a few pics circling on the net. I hope he makes it.

I'm glad people like you post so I can garner more respect for whoever calls you an idiot.

Actually, I probably wouldn't be surprised. It's the unfortunate nature of a few bad making problems for the rest.

jfc, the blood

http://imgur.com/a/riTdO

This is really making me hate whoever did this.

This is a group calling themselves Pokemon alliance. They are pieces of shit that do this thinking it's funny. It is not a video claiming responsibility.

Saw that guy when they were doing a live shot and they immediately switched to a different camera. I had to rewind it to make sure that's what I actually saw. Gruesome.

Except you can buy disposable cell phones for 10 bucks at a gas station.

You are absolutely right.

GRAPHIC EXPLOSION PHOTOS!!1!

I'm pissed now!

Well Satsuna says you should be fine and it's all in your head until you're physically assaulted.

It must be a low test, fly by night branch of terrorists. They couldn't even afford to get one guy a gun. Swinging a hammer, really? ROFL

Oh and when we figure out where those asshats are hanging out, we need to pay them a visit with a drone and do some re-gifting.

http://www.article36.org/wp-content/...g-missile4.jpg

On the TV news channels, they keep showing when the first bomb goes off, and the one guy running falls down from the concussion. It's amazing to me that the cops and the marathon workers standing just on the other side of the barricade were unscathed. You can see a bunch of the shrapnel and blast thrown into the blue banners over the security fence.

I'd say the carnage pictured demonstrates that these explosions accomplished the intended result...amateur or not...

How am I wrong???

There will be a chain of evidence to follow with any electronic device, even a cash purchased cell phone at a gas station.

McVeigh was caught in 1995. I don't think with the amount of tracking and surveillance we have now that whoever did this will get away clean.

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Here's an interview with the guy from the picture with the cowboy hat. Dude's a ****ing hero.

I've been gone, has it been identified as international or domestic terrorism?

Do you beat your wife?

Cause I know a lot of muslims do that sort of thing.

This is not the time to try to win the Douche contest. Off to the DC with your crap.

McVeigh was caught fleeing the scene.

get the **** out

Not only electronic evidence from purchases and other bread crumbs but also I'd bet money there's a finger print or two on the device that didn't explode or even on some of the devices that did. It'll be interesting to see who tried to **** with us this time.

Jesus. Shut the **** up. Take your shit outta here.

Not sure if real or not. but it sent chills through my body looking at it

http://i.imgur.com/2IHfwyz.jpg

Go **** yourself.

You're a ****ing ass piece of shit that is an idiot, among other things. Get the **** out of here.

Nah, man, these are strictly amateur, low-grade explosives. An internet forensics expert told me.

I sense another Dane - esque ban coming.

You're a ****ing asshole! You limp-dick prick!

Yep, but not formally charged until they got the VIN from the wreckage, found out where the van was rented from and ID'ed him based on a composite sketch.

That was 18 years ago. Trust me in the heart of Boston, this dude (or chick, don't wanna be sexist) is gonna be toast unless he/she is a PRO. And with the low yield on the devices I would bet highly against it.

fake

look at the distortion around the black figure.

It's possibly legit and really isn't surprising, to me at least. I'd be surprised if there weren't security officials/officers at random places allover the event.

This is the internet though, so ya know....

Odds of you being able to post in this thread as of now, yeah that's what I thought.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oFPrpOjx1o...-kicking-1.gif

ROFLhave you had time for supper?
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Appreciated.

:facepalm:

OK, far be it from me to be thin skinned, but this piece of shit has pissed me off. What's it going to take to perma-bam this pussy-assed mother****er?

What a dickhead thing to say....

Bye you coward piece of turtle shit!

Thank goodness Bwana.

Quit chewing today, enough said. :evil:

Hes just a 25 year old troll from bb.com. Yes, hes a huge bundle of sticks.

Correct. They have anything to do with it. Today is a day of celebration in the Middle East.
(my job)

The reason I chose the video - I thought, how nice of them to stop fighting for a minute in Syria, so they could record and upload their message.

"Pokemon" is not an Arabic word. There is no translation for that particular word to English.

Just thought I'd take this opportunity to.........


Yeah, you know what. I'm not going to do it. I've TRIED to quit chewing more times than I have hairs on my head. Not going to give you shit. Get off that shit and stay off of it.

If enough people report his posts, well, I bet he goes bye bye.

http://www.bostonglobe.com/2013/04/1...1-ed522f3d49f8

This photo is Pulitzer-worthy, IMO.

Don't know if its okay to post this picture, so I'm just going to post the link.
If its not okay, ill take it down or somebody can take it down. Look at your own discretion. Tons of blood.
WARNING: EXTREMELY GRAPHIC, MISSING LIMBS

http://gyazo.com/c84ebcb5280644148c19f31c459e2722

[Update, 8:55 p.m. ET] A Saudi national with a leg wound was under guard at a Boston hospital in connection with the bombings at the Boston Marathon, but investigators cannot say he is involved at this time and he is not in custody, a law enforcement official said Monday evening.

That's the guy in the wheelchair from earlier. I hope he makes it.

Dam :shake: Prayers

Damn, that is a nasty wound.

That dude has been through a lot of shit. Poor guy

you should be getting pretty good at that by now.
best of luck.
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