Ask a gay guy anything - OFFICIAL THREAD
 

go ahead ask away. I'll do my best to answer. First question

Yes they do. I haven't really found an other officers/deputies overly attractive but a friend who works for another department well he is :drool:

Does it make you gay if you've tried to suck your own penis?

asking for a friend

Whats your Favorite brie cheese ?

Why did you all have to "steal" Hawaiian shirts? I resent you for it and refuse to stop wearing them because of the connotation associated with them. But still, why?

Trump or Hillary?

What's it like to make love to pestilence every night even though deep down you love Mr. Flopnuts?

LMAO. Not necessarily but let me know if you are successful.

Pepper jack? Provolone?

Really? I wear the **** outta Hawaiian shirts and I've never heard this.

Idk what gay guys you are hanging around but Hawaiian shirts? Eew.

:Lin:

Seriously tho - neither?

Elton or Freddy?

Are you asking me about music or attractiveness?

Elton on the music Freddy on attractiveness.

Will you be pissed if the Falcons host a Super Bowl?

Yeah me either. I don't know any guys that would be caught dead in those.

Lol. Well, you cyber know me and I wear 1 a week.

Ideal penis length/girth for your mate

LMAO. Only if they are in it.

Hahahaha. Nice

Lots of yoga?

I should have said gay guys - unless you are telling us all something :hmmm: :p

Is it true that they make you toss the salad in county?

7"+ if you are topping otherwise bottom bunk for you

WTF are we supposed to wear down here in Florida to cover our upper extremities if you take away out Hawaiian shirts?

Oh, gotcha. No I'm not gay. I did try to get my wife to dress like Elway and let me PIIHB once, but she just looked at me funny. Don't judge me.

I suppose that could work but the only guys I have seen that are successful at it have been over 10" in length and skinny

In your authoritative position as an officer, do you get any extra satisfaction telling straight boys what to do?

LMAO

Were you angry at the way Michael Sam was treated by league GMs who cut him?

Jelly or syrup?

I only get satisfaction when I get to put d-bags in their place.

OK real question now.

Does it offend you that religious universities are against gay, lesbians and trans? Do you think they should be kicked out of the NCAA?

LMAO. I think tossing salad might be the least of your worries. I guess it just depends on which you find more repulsive, eating ass or sucking dick. Lol

:hmmm:

I think they can do whatever they please as long as they don't accept federal funds....

No. If he has the talent a team will sign him and let him play.


Boy that didn't sound gay AT ALL.

ROFL

obligatory.......... NTTIAWWT

Which Chiefs player do you think is the hottest?

You don't know what Brie is? You aren't gay

Do you like smelly pits?

I am sitting here waiting for some idiot to ruin this thread by being an asshole.

Ha. That's actually a great question. I think Sean Smith was the clear cut winner but he is a Raider now ... Josh Mauga followed in a close second by Marcus Peters, Eric Berry could be up there too

I work for a living. I'm not one of those spoiled upper Manhattan gays.

Yuck. Use deodorant plz

I still don't get it.

Why gay men tell their straight female friends about the problems with the BFs?

These are all wrong. Obvious answer is Travis Kelce.

Putting dirt bags away.:clap:

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...DVGwacsASPzWPg

LMAO. Took me a minute to figure it out.

Unless we are talkin *ahem* contract size

HELLO JUSTIN HOUSTON!

Cause they get man problems? :shrug:

LMAO skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet

:thumb:

Have you ever been propositioned by a seemingly straight man during the course of your duties in order to avoid punishment of any sort?

Am I attractive?


Edit: this is unrelated to the post directly before this.

What are common flirting tendencies because I feel like I've been hit on before

Haha. Quite the opposite. I don't put off a gay vibe, but I have had a few obviously gay men make passes while in uniform.

Extraordinarily!

Compliments on your hair, eyes, physique etc. watch where the eyes go. That's a dead give away.

How do you decide who is a top and who is a bottom??? Rock, paper, scissors??

Generally it's based upon penis size, the bigger guy is the top, but not always. Some guys enjoy bottoming and some don't.

What advantage is it to be the ass guy? That's gotta hurt!

well that's not right. So your lot in life as a gay guy is whatever you were born with? Seems depressing if you are on the short side of that measurement.

The male prostate is a "G-spot". If you rub it just right you can ejaculate without touching yourself.

How does one go about finding that spot? Asking for a friend.

Are you more disgusted by pedophiles attracted to girls or boys? Probably girls right?

LMAO. Tell your friend that if the othe guy is laying on his back and he sticks his finger in and does the "come here" motion he will be rubbing the prostate.

I heard 110% of guys who eat chinese with chopsticks are gay?

really? Queen kicks Eltons ass

How do you feel about the blatant homophobia and bigotry displayed here on CP?

Oh, excellent. I've always wanted an objective opinion and I'm not sure that women will tell me the truth.

Are you a bossy bottom?

Why is flan?

Sooo, there's actually somebody here that's jacked off more pigs than I have. Amazing !

Are you or any of your friends attracted to fat guys with shaved heads and goatees?

Asking for CP.

Serious question: when did you know you were gay, and when did you come out? If you don't mind sharing, what was the process like? Were your family and friends supportive?

If you were desperate and had to have sex with a woman. Would you pick a woman with a "boy body" and very small boobs or a "ditch pig" with a nice rack??

What is the most physical contact you have had with a woman?