But yet he has his shirt off!

ROFL

Slugrrr's going to take those guys out for a lap dance after the game....

Wtf was that ump?

He reached on his last basehit, too.

The broadcasters were praising him for 'taking some off his swing' and serving it into RF, but really, you could see he was geared up fastball and had to adjust to the off-speed.

It was still damn impressive; it's not always easy to drop that back shoulder, lag the bathead and buy yourself enough time to even make contact with the ball - it's something that mediocre hitters don't manage. But he still looked like he was guessing a bit and got caught.

Did the same thing with the bases loaded but he couldn't quite get under it like he did last time up.

That...was a strike.

Probably needed a scarf and didn't have one so he made one out of his shirt. Kids are ****ing dumb these days man, I'm tellin ya.

They should give him an exclamation mark !

I don't like batters getting this second look at Chen

Cain goes all out out there

tired of cain

its royals themed bro

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Please be okay.

That would have been a great catch.

****ing Cain

Can't be mad about that one really. Good job, good effort.

Nice effort, Cain.

Cool, I want 1

cain looks about as smooth as a shit after 10 PB MAX candy bars out there.

Cain is probably the worst major league outfielder at understanding where a wall is.

Welp... now I want to make one.

According to twins announcers Tim Collins was on the conversation for 5th starter. That's news for me.

Agree

would of been nice to see Cain catch that one to make up for the earlier mistake but :shrug:

Chen.....Chen

CHEEEEEENNNNNNN

DOMINATECHEN!

Cain worries me when he does that - I don't think I want to see Dyson's starting out there for anything other than a rest day or a double-header.

Bruce Chen has shown some big-league juevos tonight. Getting that punchout with a man on 3rd and less than 2 outs is huge.

chen is dealing

Walls are the natural enemies of Cains.

I think if its ten degrees warmer, Cain holds onto that ball.

I feel like Chen throws 50 mph I can't comprehend that 88 mph can still be pretty fast

CHENPIONSHIP!

Chen up guys!

Chen is mowing 'em

CHEN mows them ****ing down

WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN CHEN RUNS WILD ON YOU?

Dumb post is dumb.

Sit the **** down!

He's a goddamn freak

Ouch.



OUCH!

Those last 2 outs chen was dealing. Knew they were gonna swing.

HIS 83 BY YOU

Lets go ROYALS!

Clap clap, clap clap clap

I want to believe in this team.

Chen does a great job shutting them down. I'm impressed.

Chen has been ****ing awesome tonight. His movement and placement has been sick.

If it's 10 degrees warmer, it might clear the fence.

Chen is dealing. Leave him in for the ninth.

Don't bring in Moose to pitch. He keeps serving em up for the ****ing Xplosions

Chen rules.

a PUNCH to the CHEN!

Chen FTMFW!!!

My balls, your Chen.

Bruuuuuuce

Crow in the 9th?

I'm jaCHEN off right now!

Chen =Cy Young ?

Guy hits a triple. No sweat. Strike out the next two batters.

Wait?

Is this the Royals we're talking about? That never happens.

^

I bet it's Holland....

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ROFL

So who gets the 9th tonight???

ROFL

Luke Hochevar shit his pants reading this post.

My girlfriend took an Ambien about an hour ago. She just stumbled into the living room from the bedroom and stared at me for a good 15 seconds, sat down indian style on the floor, slapped both hands down and said "I can hear your whole TV! It's so bright in here!" She then got up and went back to bed. I never said a word. That drug is amazing.

waiting for hosmer to launch one.

PIIHB, immediately

I can't tell if that guy to the right of home plate is a klansman or a bee keeper....???

Hopefully we get another run so it's not a save situation. I'm pretty sure Holland will only come out if it's for the save.

Good god, Machado absolutely crushed that pitch.

When I hear her snoring, I will approach.

She wearing Lewdog's hosmer jersey?

So Holland or maybe Crow tonight?

hell yeah PBJ

ROFL

Just said " who the **** is that black guy playing RF for the twins now? "

I seriously thought that was the blackest dude ever

You should put a pair of your underwear on her head where she wakes up looking through the johnson hole....

Tomorrow, tell her "It wasn't my idea, you begged me to do it...."

Hah, yeah.