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<strike>According to Jay Glazer of Fox Sports, citing multiple sources: The Kansas City Chiefs have agreed to a deal with QB Geno Smith, making him the first overall selection in the 2013 NFL draft.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/G...to-deal-032713</strike>

this better not be bs or somebody will get hurt

Banhammer

Get a rope.

See you later.

I don't see that anywhere on your link.

Enjoy the vacation

Bye dpgsrjrssggdli.

Die.

I hope the thread starter is killed by a drunk driver on the way to his mother's funeral. Sometimes nuthooks and AIDS trees just aren't enough.

ban the jackass

Your in deep shit, Jack.

Nuke the mult's regular account from orbit as well.

I hope he is sodomized by a 400 lb man.

Mother of all nuthooks. What a one who sucks the penis move.

My heart jumped a beat there for a second.

Then I turned him red.

LSD"lg'osdgh
SDG

Ban.

Maybe a permanent ban.

Smells like death in here...

How was a dipshit who only has 34 posts allowed to start a thread?

We seriously really need to redo these standards.

grow some balls

Jason Campbell was already signed by the Browns, nice try.

Ban his main account too.

I hope you're quartered and gang raped with your limbs.

^^

this dude will squirm if whoever his main account is banned too

ban this guy then lets source his IP address and beat his face in

Breaking News: Some douchebag just got perma banned

LIKE

What do testicles (or a lack thereof) have to do with this?

LMAO The reactions are far more entertaining...

Really douche? How bout you grow some ability to know forum rules. How bout you grow up.

Says the guy who's posting behind a mult. **** off pussy.

At first I thought you were a dickhead. With that post, I now think you are a severely mentally reeruned dickhead.

BAN HIIIIIIM! BAN THE PISS RIGHT OUT OF HIM!!!

First thought at thread title:

"Somebody's getting banned."

delete this thread

flawless troll.

Agreed.

I'm amazed with the sloth being exhibited here by the mod team.

Our mods are too responsible IRL. We need basement dwellers that can be on here 24/7.

Douche

Kamikaze posting

In...

This is going to be Hall worthy...

They were called to another banning across town first

I hate you.

Dude is a dentist. Cool

Did/do you have an adversarial with your father?

Post his regular name as well.

Wait - if they delete this thread does my post count go down?

dlphg9 please bring your playbook to the mods office.

This alone should cause his main account to get banned.

Quite the contrary. I see many flaws.

Yeah, tell us the main account please.

Nope. Not even close.

Can we locate his personal information, including his address? I'd like to just stare at him from the curb.

AAACK!!!

Seriously, can somebody explain to me what the requirements are to start new threads on CP?

It needs to be redone.

I'm late to this thread. Has anyone suggested punishing him yet?

This and then I realized that it had to be a dream!

You shall be beat with a cricket bat

LMAO

BAN HIM!!!

Bring your stick?

Don't ban him. Encourage him to post more in this thread.

That's awesome. Does anyone know the terms of the deal?

From WalterFootball:

Browns sign QB Jason Campbell (2 years, $3.75 million)

Gobble, Gobble Mother****er.

Wait, what?

Q - From the future

Yeah, I found it. I'd used it on the newspaper delivery person so it was behind the front door.

Banning a newspaper boy, thats hard core!

This

This actually got me. Now I want to kill whoever posted this thread.

Neg repped into oblivion

yep, it's the only way to be sure

That might just be the greatest gif, ever, as a reply to ****nuttery such as this.

BTW, "****nut" is currently my go-to word. It's gonna get me in trouble at work.