Very odd piece of Belcher article
Seemed like a pretty run of mill piece with some strange sources and then I noticed this near the end.
Looks like Darwin really screwed the pooch on this one, six kids already at age 23. Glorious logic at work there Mr. Almonte: Chris Almonte, a 23-year-old father of six and a friend of Belcher's from the CMG, was working in his yard when he got a phone call with the news on Saturday morning. It was so at odds with his conception of Belcher that all Almonte could think to do was to bury the phone in the hole he had been digging, as if that would make the news go away. Read More: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/201...#ixzz2EfB3eiH4 |
This happens when you start having kids one a year at age 17....or maybe he had a few baby mommas and went on a one year spree?
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But it feels so much better without a condum....
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I'll bet he dug it back up later and tried to clean it, and now is walking around with a phone that has little particles of dirt and crap rattling around in it.
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Oh my god, he has a digital backup of Belcher's brain on his phone.
ROBELCHER will return. |
That's one fertile doode!
As for burying his phone, I think we all want to do that more often than we admit... In fact, I might run back to the house and bury my work phone and say it's where I got some bad news and thought it would go away... |
I hope he wrapped his phone in a ziploc baggie or something... you know, use protection... but, wrapping up and protection aren't Chris Almonte's thang.
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damn...
There went Chris Almonte's front $$ in their cocaine trafficking ring. He had to dig the phone back up and tell the Peruvians that he'll need a bit longer to pay off tha 10 kilos that he and Belch had fronted... |
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