The etymology of Fisty McTatt
 

I began noticing Fisty popping up in various threads and avatars, seemingly, not that long ago. Realizing that I had missed something somewhat monumental, I began trying to piece together his history. However, it appears that I'm still missing quite a bit.

I read the Chiefs tattoo thread, but he had already risen to prominence by that time. I've seen various iterations that include other bits of pop culture (the basketball fan-kid). However, I still can't figure out where it all started. Any information/citation would be greatly appreciated.

What is this Fisty McTatt you speak of? :hmmm:

Who is this "Dane McCloud" you speak of?

The tattoo was the start of it. Dude posted up his half-finished Chiefs tattoo, but he was smart enough to crop out his head and just show his torso. He, quickly, realized he made a mistake and tried to take it down when people started making fun of his tattoo immediately. One of the assholes on here, hilariously, captured the photo and begin putting up photoshops of it. Before long, someone made the Fisty photoshop, and then it all began.

This was the thread that started it all:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=256360

Thanks for the info. So, he always had the mustache?

And BTW, that thread is pure win. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

The Fist and subsequent mustache, etc. made it's first appearance in the Epic Fail thread.

But not in conjunction with the tattooed torso, right? That started in the tattoo thread?

Yep. the fist was awesome by itself so the addition of the torso just put the whole thing over the top. ROFL

Thanks. I don't know how I missed that. I love that thread and check it regularly.

Yeah Fistystash was first. He was then later added to the Tattoo.

What was the context of the Fistystash prior to the McTatt manifestation?

The fist is actually Pestilence hand. He and Sofa had a discussion in the epic win thread about how hard that was. Pest said it was easy, sofa challenged him, and pest posted a pic of his hand in that position.

That's awesome.

Still trying to find it.

Edit: Found it. It was very close to the basketball fan guy, so I can see why he, too, got a mustache. Well done.

The first rule about fisty is we don't talk about fisty.

I'd rupture 4 tendons if I forced my hand to do that.

...a small price to pay for glory

I thought it was what where fisty goes we don't want to know?

I think it had something to do with a picture of Pestilence's fist, but I'm not sure how the mustache and eyes were added.

IIRC, Sofa King used that same mustache on my pic too... to turn me into a Jewish Cowboy. Dick. LMAO Shortly thereafter, he added it to that goofy basketball guy and Pestilence's hand. After the creation of "Fisty", came the parody pics. Low and behold, Sofa King found an opportunity to give "Fisty" a body by using hometeam's tattoo pic. I can't remember who came up w/ the name "Fisty McTatt", but there was no argument... that was definitely a good name!

Obviously Fisty McTatt is some kind of space man. I believe this is the first known photograph of him and his legend has only grown from there.

https://i.imgur.com/TgEu4sU.jpg

I've also heard Buck and him are very good friends.

A fist for a head & a tattoo of two limp dicks on his chest
~Bachelor(Palm) Sunday mascot

It was all destiny.

LMAO


I can shed some light on how this happened.


1. Pestilence posts a picture of himself in some random thread. I believe his message was something about douchebags, and he was being funny. So i immediately stole that picture, added a silly mustache and a caption, and used it as my avatar. I let that avatar ride for awhile until i felt like picking on someone else.

https://i.imgur.com/LZVAJC4.jpg

2. Lumpy was that someone else. I turned her lustful, and somewhat slutty picture into some type of Jewish Cowboy fancy pants lady.

https://i.imgur.com/l5qTgf2.jpg

3. oh, and Mr. Plow's avatar got the stache in between steps 2 and 4. I think there was some mod abuse here as well.

https://i.imgur.com/mp0n8rx.jpg

4. I challenge Pestilence to do the "easy" thing with his hand. There's a link in the actual Fisty McTatt thread somewhere.

Pestilence complys, and my plan of getting him to post more pictures of himself so i can photoshop them works.

https://i.imgur.com/G86I1Ju.jpg

5. About 15 seconds later.

https://i.imgur.com/noPJo7w.jpg

6. Hometown ****s up and posts this of himself

https://i.imgur.com/fGmOqYA.jpg

7. I found a body for Fisty McGirly Hand's face. He becomes Fisty McTatt. The masses join in and all hell breaks loose.

https://i.imgur.com/1OctJGk.jpg



Damn this was fun.

:spock: I look like a nun compared to some of the girly pics posted on here.

I'm still waiting for my "Pimp" pic, btw. :harumph:

http://i44.tinypic.com/33eh6cm.gif


LMAO Nah, i'm just kidding.............?

:#ROFL

Oh Jesus:

https://i.imgur.com/Mx9MZLT.jpg

ROFL

Ban.

I can't see the picture.

LMAO

Ah. This one. This was fun to make.

:clap:

lol, the planet delivers, again.

Haha. Good times.
Definitely HOF worthy

Fisty has a steelers tat now

https://i.imgur.com/UPJvcwc.jpg

This is too far, now I hate fisty.

LMAO

I need to attach the Steelers arm tat onto the original chiefs man tat.

Yes, you do.

It'll have to wait until I get home once again.

This post alone should be the Hall of Classics. ROFL

Is that really Lumpy? :whackit:

Dammit, Fisty, show some loyalty! :shake:

Yup. Although I think she's gotten breast implants since then.

Fisty McTatt the man, the myth, the legend.

So has hometeam posted or even logged on since then?

Edit: I looked at his profile and he actually logged on yesterday! Congrats on not throwing a hissy fit and leaving forever.

Hometown took a beating then.

May have just picked a new username and started from scratch.

he's been on and I used to notice him posting when I was posting more. he needs to show an update on the tat

maybe its not so terrible if it's filled in with color

I need to rep that dude. He is a good sport.

I don't see what bugs have to do with it.

LMAO

https://i.imgur.com/zZBvvLm.jpg

Already figured out what it probably looks like.

Phew! I was worried about that one. Thanks.

i still dont understand why there are ferns

LMAO Negative. I'm all natural and plan on keeping it that way.

boooooobs

...

http://www.increaseofbreast.com/wp-c...nt-Methods.jpg

Those are not ferns.
They are Victory Plants!

It is? I thought it was Dylan or Nebelhexe.

rofl!

Who is Cody Hodge?!?

All time great thread!! Hometeam's legacy!

I liked this picture a lot. Fisty should be the official CP Mascot.

Haha! I had forgotten that I made that one.

anyone happen to have a fisty mctat template?

im lazy

Photobucket is dead to me.

I'm still very proud of my contribution to xztop123's "Does anybody get laid in this city?" thread:

http://i.imgur.com/MDwdUgn.jpg

So much incredible art lost to hosting. :(

Fisty McTatt was probably my favorite thing of all time on the Planet. It is a shame all the photobucket images seem to be gone. I know I didn't save any of the ones I made.

This is up there with the burning of the Library of Alexandria and losing Wendy Meets A Draftabulator.

And I don't say that in jest

Good times

From what I can tell the images aren't technically gone - they're just disabled due to too much bandwidth being used on those images. I'd guess that Sofa (or whoever owns that account) could re-host them on imgur or similar.