***OFFICIAL*** 2013 MN Twins Thread
 

****'em

Would if I could.

wait. i. don't. even.

Wait. What?

(weak) cross thread humor?

obvious troll is obvious.

i can copy thousands of 1 liners from CP

god i love CP (maybe a little homo)

Not sure what you mean. I'm a Twins fan. So I made the official Twins thread.

Which is it? Homo or no homo?

Thought about driving up to Ft. Scott a couple hours ago to see the hail. Wicked.

i enjoy the company of CP. sometimes with the company of a few 12 packs?

glad it missed us. buddy of mine lost all of his windows on one side of his house.

Saw some pics. Saw enough in May 2011.

Nothing beats the friendliness of the good folks on CP.

You is an interwebz thread killa

Moved up to the cities last August, and missed going to Target Field before the season ended. I'm going to go there as soon as the Royals are in town, though - I hear it's a great stadium.

It's got a great feeling too it. The way the concourse is open to the field gives it a nice cross between a professional stadium and a more intimate minor league stadium. You can walk anywhere around the stadium and still get a great view of the field.

I also like the Royals stadium for a lot of the same reasons.

Damn Squareheads

Now B14mon is a Twinks fan. 100% this is Knowmo.

Next year, we will probably have morons starting "official" threads covering the Chargers, Broncs and Raiders. Delete this trash.

Was he also a Jaguars fan? Or are you just being stupid?

****ing ban this troll already.

Midget porn. Nod to Bevis.

Reported for harassment.

ROFL

Will tell you this Twins are for real this year. Nice Lineup and one nice bullpen.

We aren't seriously going to allow official threads for any team that someone likes when they come on this board are we?

Mauer and Morneau won't last the season. They will be on the DL like every other year soon. Willingham's a good hitter though.

I call sarcasm on this whole post.

Not all Chiefs fans are Royals/Cardinals fans buddy.

You're not a Chief's fan dumbass.

I love Alex Smith.

Maybe this should be the Jacksonville Suns thread.

Mauer is such a pussy

That is great, so go join whatever team's baseball forum and make a thread there. Sucks I had to spell that out for you but I guess you are just that dumb.

There is a Cardinals thread. Cardinals don't play in KC.

Now you are just being obtuse.

And I know you need to following:

ob·tuse (b-ts, -tys, b-)
adj. ob·tus·er, ob·tus·est
1.
a. Lacking quickness of perception or intellect.
b. Characterized by a lack of intelligence or sensitivity: an obtuse remark.
c. Not distinctly felt: an obtuse pain.

Who has a better smile?

Morneau or Mauer?

Your mom tends to smile when she makes her O-Face. Strikingly odd but it doesn't make me stop.

Eat shit and Dicks Cockface!!!! Twins lose bitch. Go Royals!!!

ROYALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We really need to sweep the shitty teams like the Twins if we want to turn that corner.

Twins haven't been shit since the Puckett, Hrbek and Gladden days.

Another Cockmon fail

He was a ****ing troll that lived on an opposing teams forum. Sound familiar?

How bout them Twinks?

**** the Twinkies.

My best friend has been a Vikes/Twinks fan for life (We compare sob stories about sports). He says the Twinks will blow this year, so eat a dick B14ckmon.

Yea you get feisty. Both of our teams will be fighting for the coveted "Who sucks less dick" award.

Not IMO. The Royals have a really good starting staff if they perform like they should. They have a good bullpen and can hit (not for power though).

We will see how this thing turns out. Would be nice to knock off the Tiggers.

This face?

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/Moaning%20Girl.jpg

With the lineup and rotation they have, they would need some serious injuries for anyone else to win this division.

Meh, we almost took em out last year. And that was with 8 rookie... Yes 8 rookie pitchers and our stud LHP Danks hurt

Letting O boy make that thread has opened up the floodgates for team threads that make no sense on this board.

Can't wait for SNR's T-Wolves thread!!!

I'm pretty sure there are more Wolves fans on this board than Twins and Orioles fans combined.

So if the Twinks will suck, why do we need a thread on them?

Probably. There's alot of white folk here :thumb:

Terrible thread. Who gives a crap about the Twins!?!?

The only reason these turds enjoyed the success they did was because they played in that ****tarded dome for so long. I knew as soon as they moved into a regular stadium they'd be screwed, and sure enough - they've gone right in the shitter. I love it when a plan comes together.

Jags and Twins? Eclectic.

How about you circle my cock, Bert?

That's what I rape your wife with every night when you're broadcasting games for your shitty team.

GG

Suck it Twinks

Cool thread here.

For real.

Cool thread.

I bet you say that phrase a lot... :D

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He hears it a lot, though.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, well played sir.

How did the Twins do tonight?

That's the series. Get the brooms out and sweep this shit out of the K.

Can we seriously delete this garbage? This is ****ing absurd that a douche in the red can even create threads.

LMAO

Sweep 'em.

There should be a new subforum created for non-local team threads. It's getting out of hand.

I was thinking of starting **The Official Pete Weber PBA Tour Thread****

Who do you think you are? I am.

As a joke, I've always wanted to blurt that out in a moment of triumph, but I'm pretty sure that nobody else would know the reference and I would end up looking just as batshit crazy as he did.

Like the Cardinals? Good idea. Too many bandwagon scrubs in it anyways.

I guess a no future bunch of ****ing losers like Twins don't have to worry about picking up any of those, do they?

Get those brooms out