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ROYC75 09-16-2004 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
Sounds like a canidate to buy the putter at the 37 auction.


Naw, he needs a 5 iron, I'll see if I can put an edge on it for him ! ROFL

WilliamTheIrish 09-16-2004 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by KevB
That rant is about the funniest thing I've ever read online. I was in tears. The funniest thing of all is that my wife read it after she saw me laughing hysterically.....and she didn't even crack a smile. Apparently swearing at and threatening inanimate objects (which I've done many tiems) are a guy thing.

BTW, isn't Soufflat a small town in Iowa?


She's obviously never seen me play....

WilliamTheIrish 09-16-2004 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
Sounds like a canidate to buy the putter at the 37 auction.

I'll bid on it. But the putter was actually semi golden today. I actually drilled a 45 footer today...

TO SAVE A TRIPLE BOGEY!!!!!!

Phobia 09-16-2004 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish
I'll bid on it. But the putter was actually semi golden today. I actually drilled a 45 footer today...

TO SAVE A TRIPLE BOGEY!!!!!!

Been there. Did I ever tell you the story about the 350 yard par 4 I drove at the 37 Forever golf event 2 years ago?

3 tiered green. I'm on the lowest tier. First putt comes within 2 feet of the hole. I'm stoked. Only problem.... I hit past it. For my putt, I nudged it knowing that if I went past, the ball was gone. Sure enough, as soon as the putter face touched the ball, that sumbitch hauled ass 50 feet down the hill again.

Ended up with a double and was HAPPY to get that. Toughest greens in the world. That's no lie. Ask Roy.

Hydrae 09-16-2004 08:40 PM

Hey William, here I am perusing the responses to this thread and who do I see in the list at the bottom of the page as veiwing the thread but "6 Iron". ROFL

Better be careful, they are still watching you! You can't get away from them even here on the Planet!

ROYC75 09-16-2004 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
Been there. Did I ever tell you the story about the 350 yard par 4 I drove at the 37 Forever golf event 2 years ago?

3 tiered green. I'm on the lowest tier. First putt comes within 2 feet of the hole. I'm stoked. Only problem.... I hit past it. For my putt, I nudged it knowing that if I went past, the ball was gone. Sure enough, as soon as the putter face touched the ball, that sumbitch hauled ass 50 feet down the hill again.

Ended up with a double and was HAPPY to get that. Toughest greens in the world. That's no lie. Ask Roy.


Brutal.... we needed bushel baskets for pins that day !

Skip Towne 09-16-2004 08:51 PM

Man, you really SUCK. I'll bet I can beat you with a driver and a 5 iron on the course of your choice. Of course you are a K-State fan so I feel a little guilty taking advantage of the feeble minded. While minding my own business late one night in the 19th hole, the Women's Club Champion got to talking shit to me. Innocently, I told her I could beat her with a driver and an 8 iron. Lots of bets took place and her husband bet heavily on me. He was a wise man as I shot a 39 to her 45. It is surprisingly easy to putt with a driver and actually not a handicap at all. Women are stupid but so are K-State fans.

Skip Towne 09-16-2004 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Hydrae
Hey William, here I am perusing the responses to this thread and who do I see in the list at the bottom of the page as veiwing the thread but "6 Iron". ROFL

Better be careful, they are still watching you! You can't get away from them even here on the Planet!

What is the deal with "6 iron"? He once sent me a PM correcting my spelling for calling someone a "looser". I promptly ripped him a new one for his ignorance of the lexicon. Never seen him since.

Dartgod 09-16-2004 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
Been there. Did I ever tell you the story about the 350 yard par 4 I drove at the 37 Forever golf event 2 years ago?

3 tiered green. I'm on the lowest tier. First putt comes within 2 feet of the hole. I'm stoked. Only problem.... I hit past it. For my putt, I nudged it knowing that if I went past, the ball was gone. Sure enough, as soon as the putter face touched the ball, that sumbitch hauled ass 50 feet down the hill again.

Ended up with a double and was HAPPY to get that. Toughest greens in the world. That's no lie. Ask Roy.

I'll vouch for him too. Those greens were designed in hell.

WilliamTheIrish 09-16-2004 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne
Man, you really SUCK. I'll bet I can beat you with a driver and a 5 iron on the course of your choice. Of course you are a K-State fan so I feel a little guilty taking advantage of the feeble minded. While minding my own business late one night in the 19th hole, the Women's Club Champion got to talking shit to me. Innocently, I told her I could beat her with a driver and an 8 iron. Lots of bets took place and her husband bet heavily on me. He was a wise man as I shot a 39 to her 45. It is surprisingly easy to putt with a driver and actually not a handicap at all. Women are stupid but so are K-State fans.

All women talk shit to you, needle dick. I'd talk shit on a pony tailed 80 year old Direct Tv installer too.

Stinger 09-16-2004 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne
Man, you really SUCK. I'll bet I can beat you with a driver and a 5 iron on the course of your choice. Of course you are a K-State fan so I feel a little guilty taking advantage of the feeble minded. While minding my own business late one night in the 19th hole, the Women's Club Champion got to talking shit to me. Innocently, I told her I could beat her with a driver and an 8 iron. Lots of bets took place and her husband bet heavily on me. He was a wise man as I shot a 39 to her 45. It is surprisingly easy to putt with a driver and actually not a handicap at all. Women are stupid but so are K-State fans.

I smell another fundraiser for the 37 foundation. I'll take that bet if your offering :p

WilliamTheIrish 09-16-2004 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
Been there. Did I ever tell you the story about the 350 yard par 4 I drove at the 37 Forever golf event 2 years ago?

3 tiered green. I'm on the lowest tier. First putt comes within 2 feet of the hole. I'm stoked. Only problem.... I hit past it. For my putt, I nudged it knowing that if I went past, the ball was gone. Sure enough, as soon as the putter face touched the ball, that sumbitch hauled ass 50 feet down the hill again.

Ended up with a double and was HAPPY to get that. Toughest greens in the world. That's no lie. Ask Roy.

Most of the places I play have pretty pedestrian greens. Except for Lions Gate. Those muthas were were like pool table slate. But I hit a long one there on 17(?). 7 Iron from the fringe. Just touched it and it rolled.... and rolled ...... and rolled..... then dropped.

Cool as hell.

6 Iron 09-16-2004 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne
What is the deal with "6 iron"? He once sent me a PM correcting my spelling for calling someone a "looser". I promptly ripped him a new one for his ignorance of the lexicon. Never seen him since.

Skip, still here. I read through the post, and could not think of anything interesting to add. As for not being around, I needed considerable reconstructive surgery to repair the "new one". It looks good though, and works fine. Thanks for your concern.

Stinger 09-16-2004 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish
Most of the places I play have pretty pedestrian greens. Except for Lions Gate. Those muthas were were like pool table slate. But I hit a long one there on 17(?). 7 Iron from the fringe. Just touched it and it rolled.... and rolled ...... and rolled..... then dropped.

Cool as hell.

That is what I love about golf I can't for the life of me remember the name of the person my wife introduce me to 3 hours ago. But if you say a course that I only played once 6 years ago I will give you a shot by shot detail with the description of every hole. :D

Frazod 09-16-2004 09:28 PM

That would be a great rant, if it wasn't about golf.

Golf is gay.

:p


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