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007 05-22-2013 02:18 AM

cool another list I won't be on. :)

Chiefs=Champions 05-22-2013 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9699350)
We found out my dog has fleas like two days ago.

I can't get rid of the ****ing things.

I've given the dog a flea bath, and I've still hand-picked like two dozen off of her the past two days.

Mother****er.

Make the dog stay completely submerged under water with only its nose poking out for a couple of hours. The fleas wont be able to hold their breath for ever! /True fan

Chiefs=Champions 05-22-2013 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9699382)
How do you get them to take the pill?

I think a flea sized pill would soon catch on with people. People pills now days are too big! Its like swallowing a damn golf ball!

Saul Good 05-22-2013 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9699350)
We found out my dog has fleas like two days ago.

I can't get rid of the ****ing things.

I've given the dog a flea bath, and I've still hand-picked like two dozen off of her the past two days.

Mother****er.

Get a ukulele and just go with it.

J Diddy 05-22-2013 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9699350)
We found out my dog has fleas like two days ago.

I can't get rid of the ****ing things.

I've given the dog a flea bath, and I've still hand-picked like two dozen off of her the past two days.

Mother****er.

Here's the best way to do it (and this only works if you have a gas stove):
First you run down to the local army surplus store and buy a gas mask, when you get home you blow out the pilot on the stove, next you put the gas mask on the dog, put the dog in the oven and crank the oven. Leave him in there for at least an hour.

Seriously this works great. Every home has the capability of owning their own little gas chamber for fleas. Sentence them to death.

stevieray 05-22-2013 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan (Post 9699494)
It really does. It's just incredible.

LMAO....you should get out more..

Pasta Little Brioni 05-22-2013 07:16 AM

Nearing 400 posts per poster revealed ROFL

BossChief 05-22-2013 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9699428)
This has so much potential to be the greatest thread in Chiefs Planet history

SOC

lcarus 05-22-2013 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiefs=Good (Post 9699532)
I think a flea sized pill would soon catch on with people. People pills now days are too big! Its like swallowing a damn golf ball!

Through a damn garden hose!

loochy 05-22-2013 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9699607)
Nearing 400 posts per poster revealed ROFL

this thread is ENTERTAINMENT

everyone bitches about it, but it's pretty funny

Fritz88 05-22-2013 08:04 AM

I don't understand why some consider this a bad idea.

Just ignore the thread if you don't like it. Complaining here and trying to piss hootie off makes the thread even better.
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SAUTO 05-22-2013 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9699647)
this thread is ENTERTAINMENT

everyone bitches about it, but it's pretty funny

No doubt.

By **** you.



Sorry It's a little slow in here this morning.


**** you all
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Pasta Little Brioni 05-22-2013 08:16 AM

Could SAUTO be next?

Frazod 05-22-2013 08:17 AM

It's like watching Jerry Springer, except you get to tell Springer what a ****ing chode he is. And he responds.

SAUTO 05-22-2013 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9699684)
Could SAUTO be next?

Little racist ****er left me off because I'm Asian...

I've been appointed white knight of the thread though.

Btw what IS a white knight? Magenta looks so much better on me, can I just call myself the magenta knight?
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