Holy shit Claythan.
 

You need this. :eek:
http://topeka.craigslist.org/clt/1389254335.html

This should go in the random thoughts thread. It doesn''t need it's own thread. Do you have ****ing ADD, diarrhea of the keyboard or just poor judgment? By the way, it's a stupid ****ing statue. I don't even remember the last time I watched a Star Wars movie or bought anything having to do with ****ing Star Wars. It's a waste of 500 goddamn dollars. I could spend a night with a really hot hooker instead, or lord knows what else. Buy some decent threads. Put it in the bank. Paint my car (I want it to be jet black). Fly somewhere cool.

In short, **** you, **** this thread, **** Darth Maul, one of the shittiest villains in cinema history, and make better use of your time, Austin Chief's bandwidth, and space on Chiefsplanet.

Fear is my ally!

In other words... he already has one.

... that he is trying to sell on craigslist...

Best thread evar.

You get one piece of old leathery ass and all of a sudden you decide to change your persona completely.

I'll bet you were thinking of Bobba Fett, (sp?) when she was blowing you.

You have to understand, Claythan is terrified. He's already in his late twenties, having wasted his prime years acting like he's twelve years old. One day soon, he'll wake up, he's 40 years old and totally alone, no career skills, nothing. His facade of bravado is understandable.

Midol will help you get your zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's.

without clicking the link, is it pubes?

You're right. I should buy the Darth Maul statue. Better than being alone.

:(

either that or somebody peeling carrots

ROFL

Mmmmm....give me attention.

tying your pubes in nots is not a contact sport

But I'm an All-Pro nonetheless.