I haz a sad.

Being a Chiefs fan is like doing 40 years at Leavenworth and your cell mate is Lexington Steele and they won't allow vaseline

Today... for the first time... I'm jealous of the Browns.

My brotherinlaw is a Lions fan.

A Detroit Lions fan currently feels sorry for Chiefs fans......


Rooting for the Chiefs is like having diarhea while you're wearing white pants, your belt is stuck and there is a line for the 1 seat stall. It's uncomfortable, it's likely to get messy and the only thing that makes it feel better is for it to be over.

What do the Chiefs Defense and a 24 hr operation have in common?

They are always open.

Getting through the Chiefs defense is like cruising on a freeway sunday morning traffic free.

The Chiefs are easier to score on than a bronco fan's mother when the rent is due and she's at bike week.

LMAO

These Colors don't run. Neither does Gilbert Grape's mama.


Being a Chiefs fan is about as much fun as having her sit on your face when it's hot outside and her AC is broken.



It is kind of fun watching her son, Arnie Manning getting his ass kicked on MNF though
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"I threw 4 int's in the first half, huh gilbert"

Being a Chiefs fan is like being in the arctic on the winter solstice where it's all frozen, cold and the sun just never rises.

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Being a Chiefs fan is like a home circumcision with a dull chainsaw every sunday.

:thumb:

Matt Cassel is so bad at quarterback, opposing defenses are now putting their punter and kicker out as db's to rest their starters.

Being a Chiefs fan is a unique experience.

It's not every team that has the nerve to put the Lollipop Guild out on the field as a starting defense.