THESE COLORS DON'T RUN
 

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Of course, neither do they pass or catch or block or tackle or cover or sack....or cover punts or kickoffs.

It's a shame that such a cool logo is being wasted on such a shit franchise.

I will use this thread to make dastardly comparisons as to what it may be like to be a Chiefs fan

Matt Cassel wouldn't be one of the "right 53" unless you were talking about a gang bang starring 90210 cast rejects.

Romeo's defense couldn't stop a bowel movement if it's diet were only cheese and concrete.

Watching the Chiefs is as much fun as removing all of your teeth with a jackhammer

Oh yeah?

Being a life long Chiefs fan is like having edward scissorhands for a prostate doctor, only this season......he's played by Michael J Fox.

:LOL:

Matt is to football what the Iceberg was to the Titanic

"hey guys, last week's play was unacceptable. We have players that need to make plays and they did some good things I thought and next weeks' game we are going to ask them to make plays, as coaches we were looking at X's and o's and then I got to thinking about something else, because the O's remind me of something

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So as you can see, the reason we've been blown out is we've been game planning O's vs O's and forgot all about the X's."
/coach Dunkin

The Chiefs are so serious about winning that today, I witnessed 2 white running backs on the field at the same time. AT THE SAME TIME.


Apparently the glazed are Offense as seen above.

Today after the game I went for a walk in the country. I saw a couple of turkey buzzards with their heads up the south end of a north facing bloated skunk.

I thought in would make me feel better to do something nice for someone else, so I took off my Chiefs jersey, laid it out like a picnic blanket on the other side of the road and put a piece of fresh cake on it.

One took his head out of the bloated lower colon and said no thanks, that would leave a sour taste in my mouth.




I'm thinking about getting a twitter and tagging some @kcchiefs

If Cleveland Fans are suffering a "Factory of Sadness" Chief fans are naked and strapped into some contraption in the green room of SAW XII.

Let it all out. Have a good cry.

If Chuck Noland had been a Chiefs fan instead of a Titans fan, he'd have gotten back to the states, saw today's game and swam back to the island without his ball.

Being a Chiefs fan is like being a deaf mute and having Skinsbra being your only interpreter.

lol

75% of the earth's surface is covered by water, the rest is covered by the dispair of Chief fans over 30 years old.

Hang in there, Chiefs fans. We feel sorry for you.

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Being a Chiefs fan is like having a hot girlfriend whose face was burned off in 2004 when Geathers scrambled Trent Green's eggs for good and a tragic accident in 2009 resulted in a Vagina transplant.

The donor....Michelle Duggar.


FML

Thank you for your support. I envy you for being a fan of an actual NFL team

Being a Chiefs fan is like having a GPS in your car that is stuck on max volume and won't shut off. The voice....Fran Dresher.

Being a Chiefs fan is like watching 3hrs of 2 girls 1 cup with your family 16 times per year.


Eventually you'll just get used to it and plan your day around it so you don't miss a fart.

These kids offered me $12/month when they found out I was still a Chiefs fan.

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I think a joke comparing the above photo to #7's arm strength would be effective too, but it didn't seem appropriate to disparage the muscle mass of these children like that.

I'll be here.

I wont' go to a game. I won't buy a ticket.

I'll still collect Chiefs TP holders and door mats and pay twice as much for their ghey comforter...


But no, I'm not going to show up. And in short, I lose. I miss the people that we met and meeting new people through people.

I miss going to games. I miss WANTING to go to games...

Scott Pioli is so bad at building a team that the day after last year's storm, Joplin residents met him at the city limit and said "no thanks we're good"

I wanted to come out for the 28th as a birthday present to myself. I am so glad I didn't.

Just for BD.


This is what happens when an NFL team gets all of it's Govt recommended Vaccinations

And is being fed an overabundance of Monsanto #2 corn. :thumb:

The Chiefs went to visit an orphanage......................


"It was good to put a smile on the faces of people who have no hope and are constantly struggling".

.......................... Said Joseph, age six.

Yeah, life is good as a 49ers fan. I've been reading up, and just found out that Joe Montana was a 49er before he was a Chief. Amazing.

#50 knows what it is like to be a Chiefs fan about halftime of week 1 every year.

"hey, we're gonna be good we're gonna be good"....BLAM! /reality

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Nice one.

He was no mark casshole, but he was servicable IIRC

Holy cow! Jerry Rice was also on my team! For years!

I'm loving this whole 49er fan thing. Jerry Rice is way better than Sylvester Morris.

LMAO

Who?

What the **** is this?

I understand how you could be confused being that the 49'ers have become the 90's chiefs and all but...

And for the record the 49'ers took a bunch of misfits, post-1st round picks, and castoffs and build their 3-4 into the most feared D in the league.

I think you should post some Ronnie Lott videos to get pumped up.

So He's basically Craphonso Thorpe? No...Chris Penn? I got it...He's like Sean Lachapelle? So many recent Chiefs receiving greats in the past 20 years to choose from.

He was a 49er too!?!?!

Iowanian is on fire tonight
don't hold back

Great. now I am on fire.

Scott Pioli probably made it out of aids trees.

NO.

If the Chiefs front office were piloting the Titanic, they'd have backed up and hit the iceburg a 2nd time because it wasn't sinking fast enough.

No need to be afraid though, they'll do it while they're spinning the wheel to see which section wins the $1.50 cold pizza.

You miss 10 minutes on here and it's 4 hours of finding out WTF you missed...

Did I ever show you all the really awesome Chiefs Tat I got on my chest?

I believe you have

I think I'd rather ride the free-fall thrill ride at Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom Amusement Park barefoot than see what New Orleans is going to do to the Chiefs next week.


It's going to be like when Marsellus Wallace and his friends have us in the cellar after bruce willis hurt us for what we did.

They'll probably look like evil clowns and call us Katrina the whole time.........

You know how I know Michael Clark Duncan was a Chiefs fan?
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About the 2nd quarter, I knew what Del felt like when Percy squashed his circus mouse....

OK.
I kind of feel like I have some the demon flies spit out. That must be why I'm tired.

We are the 300.

















EVERY YEAR...

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bonecrusher must be recognized for artistic representation of the Chiefs fan view of each game.

Being a Chiefs fan is like licking your lips and them eternally stuck on a frozen steel pole in the Antarctic.

Iowanian's streak is the best thing that has come out of today. A much needed laugh.

Holy $3it that is awesome.

Even the next morning, watching this team is like drinking a gallon bad tequilla spiked with Mexican ice made from untreated water.

That said....another gem from bonecrusher
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Being a fan of a team run by Scott Pioli is like Omaha working at Lane Bryant for the chics.

and neither does Flowers....

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

I haz a sad.

Being a Chiefs fan is like doing 40 years at Leavenworth and your cell mate is Lexington Steele and they won't allow vaseline

Today... for the first time... I'm jealous of the Browns.

My brotherinlaw is a Lions fan.

A Detroit Lions fan currently feels sorry for Chiefs fans......


Rooting for the Chiefs is like having diarhea while you're wearing white pants, your belt is stuck and there is a line for the 1 seat stall. It's uncomfortable, it's likely to get messy and the only thing that makes it feel better is for it to be over.

What do the Chiefs Defense and a 24 hr operation have in common?

They are always open.

Getting through the Chiefs defense is like cruising on a freeway sunday morning traffic free.

The Chiefs are easier to score on than a bronco fan's mother when the rent is due and she's at bike week.

LMAO

These Colors don't run. Neither does Gilbert Grape's mama.


Being a Chiefs fan is about as much fun as having her sit on your face when it's hot outside and her AC is broken.



It is kind of fun watching her son, Arnie Manning getting his ass kicked on MNF though
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"I threw 4 int's in the first half, huh gilbert"

Being a Chiefs fan is like being in the arctic on the winter solstice where it's all frozen, cold and the sun just never rises.

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Being a Chiefs fan is like a home circumcision with a dull chainsaw every sunday.

:thumb:

Matt Cassel is so bad at quarterback, opposing defenses are now putting their punter and kicker out as db's to rest their starters.

Being a Chiefs fan is a unique experience.

It's not every team that has the nerve to put the Lollipop Guild out on the field as a starting defense.

These colors don't run, or pass....when down by 3 with a minute left and a time out....


Being a Chiefs fan is like playing for the tie with 2 minutes left............

LMAO indeed it is.

Today, being a Chiefs fan is like walking in on your wife with 2 naked men sitting on the couch with her, and you're happy because due to the fact you came home early, she didn't cheat on you.


Today, the Chiefs are your Good, Bad girlfriend, who you are talking to again against the advice of most of your friends.

Being a Chiefs fan is like masturbating with a porcupine hide.

Being a Chiefs fan on Sundays is a mixed bag.

It's kind of like
"oh, an email from grandma....what is the attachment?" /click Tubgirl!