"Battleship" Trailer
meh......looks like Michael Bay lite....
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Eh, I'll check it out. At this point, I'll check out anything that seems quasi-original.
Who's the kid? He looks like a young Jan-Michael Vincent. |
Looks like complete garbage.
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This must be Hollywood's new plan - flood theaters with complete poo, then make movies that busboys have written just so producers/directors can FINALLY get them off their respective asses, then watch profits flow in as the public flocks to a "new idea" movie. Bastards. |
Oh good, I was beginning to think that the Decipticons and the All Spark were lost forever.
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It would be hilarious if the whole movie was just a single fight in the ocean like the trailer shows
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When does the Monopoly movie come out? |
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I am very interested in that movie. The books were great. |
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However, I am betting this is nothing like the books. Good or bad, I don't know yet. I was hoping for a Saturday morning high action, tense drama on the edge of your seats like the original Indiana Jones captured from the Saturday morning mini movies of the 1950s. |
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Someone's got to say it...
There are no battleships serving in the US Navy anymore...I think the USS Wisconsin and the USS Missouri were the last two, and they were decommissioned...20 years ago? OK, I get it... Like THAT little factoid is going to totally derail the premise of this otherwise awesome movie. Carry on... |
Damn I thought it was going to be a movie about battleships I was getting excited until I saw that ****ing space ship.
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I guess we can officially call Liam "Nicholas Cage II" since he will take any role offered to him regardless of the lack of story and idea.
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New trailer is out.....i think its pretty obvious what movie series they are ripping off here.
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lol at casting Tim Riggins and the dorky kicker
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I don't think anyone other than Christopher Nolan tries anymore.
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Pretty crappy.
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I am severely disappointed that this is not a movie adaptation of the board game.
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I'm personally holding out for a Stratego movie.
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I wrote a script based on Chutes and Ladders that's getting a lot of attention in Hollywood right now. Rolling in the dough soon.
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1. Christopher Lee as the villain. 2. The basic plot of "cat and mouse." The movie practically writes itself. |
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Decommissioned battleships vs underwater aliens piloted by Halo's spartan knock-offs with vehicles that shoot the board game "pegs" at the battleship (in case you didnt notice).
I'll watch it. |
Wow, I guess Liam Neeson needs some money for food or something. Why the HELL would he be in this movie?
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Wait, they could make a movie with Samuel L. Jackson and the Board Game "Guess Who"
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Anyone excited about this???
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Negative, Chief.
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None what so ever. |
I'll see it but I'm not expecting much. It looks like Transformers 4.
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Funny, I just said to someone that "Battleship" looks like someone ate a Michael Bay film, crapped out the pieces, and put it back together. I'm sure it's a brainlessly entertaining 90 minutes, but I probably wouldn't pay to see it.
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Cant wait... to rent it in 4 months.
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This should NOT be called Battleship.
It was one of my favorite games as a kid and I don't recall fighting ****ing Aliens. |
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I'd imagine Liam is getting a nice chunk for this. |
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In Istanbul, retired CIA operative Bryan Mills and his wife are taken hostage by the father of a kidnapper Mills killed while rescuing his daughter. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1397280/ |
opens today. getting some solid reviews.
Solidly awful. At least its not in 3D. |
It's pretty meh. Not the most awful movie you've ever seen. Action, explosion, aliens.
I wouldn't spend any popcorn money on it though... Absolutely positively zero to do with the Battleship game, other than a couple half humorous references. |
36% Rotten.
However, this film was released in mid-April overseas--probably to avoid "The Avengers"--and to date it's grossed $200M worldwide before even opening in the states. So the makers probably won't lose too much sleep about how it does in the U.S., as they've already done well with it worldwide. |
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wasn't as bad as I thought.
independence day part2 pretty much. |
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As a Navy veteran, I know better than to watch this turd - it would just piss me off.
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So I'm watching this tonight, and I was cool with it until the WWII vets showed up on the Missouri to save the day.
"let's drop some lead on those Mother****ers". ROFL |
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