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loochy 08-02-2011 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7794928)
Frankie removes clothes, including underwear (if he wears underwear).

Frankie picks up monkey (or monkeys).

Frankie lovingly strokes monkey (or monkeys) in order to calm the animal(s) down.

Frankie inserts monkey (or monkeys) into his anus.

Monkey (or monkeys) understandably find their new surroundings to be generally unpleasant and fight to escape. * This is Frankie's favorite part *

Frankie's sphincter can only stand so much, and the monkey (or monkeys) is expelled from Frankie's anus at such a velocity that it (or they) seem to be flying, although it (or they) are merely falling with style.

Monkey (or monkeys) wonder why Frankie eats so much goat while cleaning itself off.


ROFLROFL

Iowanian 08-02-2011 08:35 AM

May I suggest an alternative method for the flying monkeys?

http://www.aintitcool.com/images2009/snler.jpg

Whad'dya put in there t'day, Frankie?

You ain't gonna believe this one....

loochy 08-02-2011 08:36 AM

Poor little guy

http://teamdroid.com/UserFiles/Image/flyingmonkey.jpg

FRANKIE WHY DO YOU ABUSE ANIMALS!!?!?!?!!!?

Saul Good 08-02-2011 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7794921)
If you ate some flying monkeys that were indigestible, they would likely fly out of your anus 6-12 hours later.

What if, instead of flying monkeys, they were actually sea monkeys? I'm almost certain that Frankie once injested a large quantity of sea men both orally and rectally only to send them flying out of his anus at a high rate of speed.

Reerun_KC 08-02-2011 08:42 AM

Frankie says "duh Winning!"

Iowanian 08-02-2011 09:02 AM

Frankie taught Charlie Sheen how to do coke off of a hooker's ass.

KCHawg 08-02-2011 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7794549)
Here comes another mult of another genius. What a shock!

Not a mult dumbass, just laughing at how someone who claims to be so smart could think something like this could possibly happen in the air.

Phobia 08-02-2011 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCHawg (Post 7795020)
Not a mult dumbass, just laughing at how someone who claims to be so smart could think something like this could possibly happen in the air.

He's seen every Nick Cage flick 3x.

Phobia 08-02-2011 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7794548)
Because not one of you (and I use the word 'you' selectively here) can stand up to me in a logical debate alone.

This is actually true, Frankie. It's mostly because a mutually logical debate including you doesn't exist.

fan4ever 08-02-2011 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7794892)
Dude, Frankie is a lot smarter than everyone else. He just has a propensity to type really stupid shit on the internet. But if you hung out with him in RL, everything would be all smart-guy stuff, all the time.

ROFL

That was great.

Frankies going to take you apart because he's too smart to let this thread die.

Frankie 08-02-2011 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 7794630)
Dont worry, Frankie.

Donger is just trying to make people feel safe and like these things cant happen in mid flight. Everyone here knows the truth, these things fall apart all the time.

He wants to sell more gas, thats all.

Hes the one with the agenda.

Keep it up, dont let him win!

Thanks BC. But I really don't think there is anything to win or lose here. I simply posted a thread and expressed an opinion. I'm surprised (yet not really) by all the concerted reaction of mostly the usual suspects with deliberately condescending smilies and comments trying to make me LOOK dumb. These are posters with a chip on their shoulders about me for one reason or another, historical or geographical. I'm used to it but I admit it does get annoying some times.

BTW, there's not ONE post here from me in which I have disagreed with their theory. My point has been all theories expressed have some merit but they act as if theirs are gospel and the ONLY reason this can happen.

Thanks again for posting a message of sanity. :toast:

Bowser 08-02-2011 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7795429)
Thanks BC. But I really don't think there is anything to win or lose here. I simply posted a thread and expressed an opinion. I'm surprised (yet not really) by all the concerted reaction of mostly the usual suspects with deliberately condescending smilies and comments trying to make me LOOK dumb. These are posters with a chip on their shoulders about me for one reason or another, historical or geographical. I'm used to it but I admit it does get annoying some times.

BTW, there's not ONE post here from me in which I have disagreed with their theory. My point has been all theories expressed have some merit but they act as if theirs are gospel and the ONLY reason this can happen.

Thanks again for posting a message of sanity. :toast:

Quote:

Originally Posted by fan4ever (Post 7795297)
ROFL

That was great.

Frankies going to take you apart because he's too smart to let this thread die.

LMAO

Frankie 08-02-2011 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7794716)
What?

That you claimed these things are indestructible.

Oh, **** it! Never mind. This whole thing is not worth my time to spend debating on.

Pants 08-02-2011 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7795429)
Thanks BC. But I really don't think there is anything to win or lose here. I simply posted a thread and expressed an opinion. I'm surprised (yet not really) by all the concerted reaction of mostly the usual suspects with deliberately condescending smilies and comments trying to make me LOOK dumb. These are posters with a chip on their shoulders about me for one reason or another, historical or geographical. I'm used to it but I admit it does get annoying some times.

BTW, there's not ONE post here from me in which I have disagreed with their theory. My point has been all theories expressed have some merit but they act as if theirs are gospel and the ONLY reason this can happen.

Thanks again for posting a message of sanity. :toast:

I bet BossChief feels really guilty after this post.

LMAO

Donger 08-02-2011 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 7795429)
Thanks BC. But I really don't think there is anything to win or lose here. I simply posted a thread and expressed an opinion. I'm surprised (yet not really) by all the concerted reaction of mostly the usual suspects with deliberately condescending smilies and comments trying to make me LOOK dumb. These are posters with a chip on their shoulders about me for one reason or another, historical or geographical. I'm used to it but I admit it does get annoying some times.

BTW, there's not ONE post here from me in which I have disagreed with their theory. My point has been all theories expressed have some merit but they act as if theirs are gospel and the ONLY reason this can happen.

Thanks again for posting a message of sanity. :toast:

Errr, Frankie?


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