Round 1, Heat 15: Miss Chiefsplanet USA Tournament.
 

If these women were battleships, two of them would have tragic ends. Fortunately, they are not battleships, but rather are those sleek racing boats that occasionally fly out of the water and break into a million pieces, but mostly they're just really fast and cool looking.

Miss Maine http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/mv...jpg_224914.jpg
Miss Pennsylvania http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/yM...jpg_224930.jpg
Miss Arizona http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/O2...jpg_224858.jpg

Honestly, this may be the weakest heat since that one with Nebraska. Miss Pennsylvania is okay, I guess, and Maine looks like she'd be fun even if she didn't wash her hair this morning, so I'll pick those two. Miss Arizona looks like someone's young grandmother, no offense.

I was getting ready to type, "Miss Pennsylvania is a man", and then I clicked on Miss Arizona.

That's the best Arizona could do?

C'mon...I've seen the girls at ASU and U of A. They won't even admit you if you're less than a hard 8 there.

I am dissapoint, Arizona.

http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/ot...A2013_1578.jpg

http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/ot...A2013_1583.jpg

http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/ot...A2013_1682.jpg

http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/ot...A2013_1685.jpg

http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/ot...A2013_1827.jpg

http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/ot...A2013_1823.jpg

I voted the battleships, though none are great shakes.

Maine all day.

this round is pretty meh (as far as Miss America contestants go, of course)

Miss USA, actually, but - agreed.

Remember the Maine.

there are so many and there is no differentiation so it doesn't matter

I think Miss Virginia is going to bring home the gold.

Maine is the best. I also gave a vote to Arizona because she smiled and Pennsylvania didn't.

Maine has a cute face. Arizona has a great ass/ legs combo.

They get my vote.

Just pointing it out in case someone needs help with their Google-fu.

For example:

Miss Utah - Miss America

http://beautypageantnews.com/wp-cont...-Utah-2013.jpg

Miss Utah - Miss USA

http://dailycaller.com/wp-content/up.../Miss-Utah.jpg