Even Jesus can't help the Royals now.

I bet he could if he could go 7-8 innings.

Even Jesus would be cursed in this uniform.

Jesus's crown of thorns:

https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/im...vlNt5CmBPhLzUw

He raped us in Seattle.

LMAO

Win.

Rany on Mijares:

A week ago, the Royals could have negotiated with 29 teams for the best deal. Naturally, they wait until after the deadline and accept nada.

Given that he fell to the NL, I doubt his value was very high.

I liked prolific better.

Was he worth nothing? Literally?

This organization is hemorrhaging.

I decided I had better check the definition before I left it up. :D

What was our shining light of hope not long ago? No team had ever had the #1 rated farm system and failed to make the playoffs within something like 2-3 years.

No. Chance. Unless we fire another base coach. That might help.

If I'm the bullpen coach, I'm freshening my resume right about now.

For sure. Collins and Crow have had some recent struggles, so there has to be a cause...

Seitzer is almost certainly going to be fired. Odds on the pitching coach getting burned, too?