Ellen DeGeneres is gay
 

That's the rumor anyway.

DON'T CURR BOUT THAT SHIT!

Grazed out

Her coffee mug suggest otherwise
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Nice try

Eleanor Roosevelt is dead.

Thank goodness.



Franklin could have done so much better.

What? No ****ing way.

Shame on you. Eleanor Roosevelt was a hell of a woman. Probably the best First Lady this country has ever had.

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Given the women she attracts, she must be very good at it.

The chick from that one fish movie?

DON'T CARE BUT I'M OUTRAGED

ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE

I'm pretty sure Eve would bang Portia

link? /cosmo

I would say she's pretty bad looking at best, and that's being really degenerous

apparently it's not stand up she's really good at

Jamie Lee Curtis? Straight as an arrow. Although I think there was something where she had both male and female parts at birth, and the doctors just immediately assigned her as a woman as a newborn.

EDIT: Nope, that pretty much never happened.

frosted min-wheats

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Saw this, . . . in the theater, . . . on a date.

FML

I LOVED her as a standup, she really was a female Jerry Seinfeld, just the right observations, immaculately curated and crafted. A master of the 'what is the deal with' type of humor. But I sat through that movie shaking my head and whispering 'ooh honey.'

This bit is up there with 'who's on first,' IMO.

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CP keeping score...

She's funny. We like her show.

This is pretty ****ing stupid.




:)

Oh, wow. Your avatar reminds me the gay can make it's way to the media center next. Chozen after Archer.

I think her first girlfriend died in a car accident. Ellen was early 20s and just beginning her career. That's got to be some traumatic shit.

I understand wholeheartedly. I've had plenty of relationships that were some traumatic shit.

These rumors disturb me.

Me too!! Lol

good move....the scene in True Lies would suggest that anyway

Actually, scratch that. I did some googling and it turns out that's just a really weird rumor surrounding Curtis. I guess the Baltimore Sun printed it as a small sidenote to a larger article one day, and has not been able to substantiate the claim. Since then, it's just been one of those rumors that works itself around through friends that seem trustworthy to people because they heard it from so-and-so's ex's cousin whose best friend is a surgeon that went to medical school and heard it from his advisor, whose former colleague did the surgery.

Sounds like bullshit that Jamie Lee Curtis was ever born with anything like that. Never mind.