Which rock chick declined the most?
 

a) Ann Wilson of Heart
b) Stevie Nicks of Fleetwood Mac
c) Linda Ronstadt

Which was more tragic? Who was hottest in their prime?

Any other nominations?

Stevie fell from "hottest woman on earth" to "not horrible for an old lady", so I'd guess it's her.

Linda was smokin hot in the early 1970s. Now she looks like Mr. Rooney's Secretary from Ferris Buehler's Day Off.

I nominate Grace Slick to be in the mix, too.

http://www.nippertown.com/zeblog/wp-...race_slick.jpg

Good Call.
Chick looks like Lyndon Johnson!

He's not a chick, and he wasn't exactly hot to begin with, but Steve Howe of Yes/Asia has become the goddamn Cryptkeeper:

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/...+howe_1974.jpg http://guitarstudiousa.com/images/ev.../SteveHowe.jpg

I don't think she's as far gone. We were all young and good looking once...

If Elvis were still alive and did "Lollapalooza..."

ROFL The knee brace is a nice touch.

Ann Wilson was sooooooooooooooooo beautiful; much prettier than Nancy back in the day. Later, after she got heavy, in the videos she be wearing black and they'd film her against a dark background, so she looked a disembodied head floating around singing.

I loved Stevie Nicks, too. Considering the age and mileage, she doesn't look that bad.

I wonder if Cameron Crowe wakes up every day thinking, "Thank GOD I picked the right one!"

Linda Ronstadt & Ann Wilson before & afters:

If we're gonna post Linda pics, let's go straight to the top with the "Hasten Down the Wind" album cover:

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_oNQb_4QkaIo/Rl...n+the+Wind.jpg

Shit, I'd forgotten how hot Ronstadt was.

There's definitely not a loser in this bunch, assuming you've got a time machine set for 1974.

Ann Wilson.

Hands down...

Mamma Cass

Wow.

HUGE fall...

I dunno, she's lost a lot of weight ...

Not chicks, but I saw the Eagles Saturday night, and boy are they piling on the years. Henley looks like algore, and Frey looks like the DUI photo of Mel Gibson. Walsh has long gray hair and looks like somebody's grandma - Schmidt has longer hair and looks he should be riding a broom.

But they can still rock, so who cares?

Exene Cervenka from X. She was hot in that goth punk kind of way back in the day but now not so much. Of course she was recently diagnosed with MS so that doesn't help. I'll tell you who has aged well, Joan Jett.

Belinda Carlisle got drugged out and gained some weight

Maybe Don Henley is doing Tipper now....

Debbie Harry of Blondie was looking pretty rough, then had a bunch of plastic surgery done. She's like 63 or 64 years old now.

I'm going with Linda Rondstadt.

Winner!

OK, which question are you two answering?

a) which rock chick declined the most?
b) which was more tragic?
c) who was the hottest in their prime?

OH GOD, when she was on the Johnny Cash show with no underwear... :drool:

Steve Martin was or had a chance to bang Linda back when he was first becoming popular. Said she was a bit to wild for him.

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http://soupisnotafingerfood.files.wo.../joan-jett.jpg

http://www.wnba.com/media/liberty/celebrity_jett.jpg\\:shake:

And that is a GOOD pic of her lately

fwiw, I'd still hit it

THAT'S A MAN, BABY!

Linda and Stevie Nicks were of comparable hotness in their youth (super hot), but Linda has clearly fallen further so she wins the "declined the most" award. Ann Wilson can't win because while she was hot in her youth she was never really in the same class as those other two, she was more of a "Hot because she can afford the makeup, hair and clothes" type of hot.

Can't tell if she's wearing underwear or not.

http://popwatch.ew.com/2007/10/23/linda-ronstadt/

Okay, maybe that’s a bold statement, but so was 22-year-old Linda Ronstadt’s panty-less debut on the Johnny Cash TV show in 1969. A two-DVD best-of set of the series (which saw 58 episodes air on ABC from 1969 to 1971) released by Sony-Legacy last month includes this peculiar detail, recounted by the show’s makeup artist, Penni Lane. "At rehearsal, June [Carter Cash] noticed that Linda didn’t have any panties on, so she came running back to the dressing room, [saying], ‘Somebody get down the street and buy her some bloomers, she’s out there showing herself!’," Lane claims. "When Linda was told she would have to wear underwear, she was very upset. She said, ‘I sing better bare-butted.’" June’s response at the time? "Not in front of my Johnny!"

We asked longtime Cash manager Lou Robin, who also booked Ronstadt’s early tours, to verify this story. "That was true," he said. "June wasn’t too thrilled about it, that was Mrs. Johnny Cash speaking out. But Linda was a free spirit, and she sure could sing. John really enjoyed having her on the show. She made a total of five appearances." (Judging by the length of her skirt, it’s no wonder.) Continues Robin: "She would always come in barefooted, which was thought to be kind of unusual in those days." Something else she has in common with our beleaguered Brit! My, how times don’t change.

Fine and dandy....you still can't tell from the video. Bitch kept her hands in her lap the whole time!

Lita Ford

Then:

http://www.clevescene.com/images/blo...-lita_ford.jpg

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/...us+Butt+Sh.jpg

Now:

http://allaccessmagazine.com/blog/wp...7/dsc03344.jpg

Don't do drugs and stay off the booze kids, and get lots of sleep or you'll end up looking like an 78 year old grandma playing a BC Rich axe.

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Looks like Lita learned a lot from Ozzy when they did their duet.

Ann Wilson is 60.

Stevie Nicks is 62.

Linda Rondstadt is 64.

How old are you, and what the **** do YOU look like? Jesus H. on a raft, talk about men having high expectations for women and their looks. "Wow, that Barbara Bush has really gone downhill!" LMAO

Now, me, I set my expectation bar a little lower. Check out the three ladies on "Hot In Cleveland". Jane Leeves: 49. Valerie Bertinelli: 50. Wendie Malick: 59. And I'd :hump: any of 'em still. (Not Betty, though. Sorry, Betty. Although you're probably crazier in the sack than the other three put together.) :D

http://www.watcherswatch.com/pics/ho...eland_cast.jpg

WTH?

Stevie Nicks was so hawt!!

I always thought Grace Slick was mannish.

Lita Ford is Rocks' skank! I never liked her. She was some eye candy in the early days, but that's about it.

Went to a party on a Saturday night, didn't get laid, but I got in a fight...uh huh....it ain't no big thing.....

But I know what I like
I know I like dancin' with you
And I know what you like
I know you like dancin' with me
Yeah, yeah
Kiss me once
Kiss me twice
C'mon pretty baby, kiss me deadly

Linda Ronstadt - My favorite upskirt of all times!
 

What a little fox. I didn't really know just how hot until I watched "The History of the Eagles" on Showtime yesterday. Then me = smitten. Then I found this and I no longer need porn.

Well...it won't let me post links. So, just copy and paste

www .lazygirls.info/Linda_Ronstadt/Upskirt_qO53h0y

Neg rep. Dead link.

The one that held up the best? Suzanna Hoffs.

Holy Shit! I wish I'd never clicked on that. I was hot for her in the 80's.

Wow, she was really pretty.

I'd hit it.

There's a space between "www" and "." Get rid of that and the link works:

http://www.lazygirls.info/Linda_Rons...pskirt_qO53h0y

She actually IS wearing bloomers in this one though.

Pat Benatar still looks good for being almost 60

http://groundctrl.s3.amazonaws.com/c...uhBv9sssc.jpeg

Holy hell. That is definitely doable.

Joan Jett still looks the same as she did in 1982

WTF where's the love CP?

BTW,great cover of Radiohead here,the entire DVD is :thumb:

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My apologies to the OP Chrissie still rocks my world

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Lee Aaron, The "Metal Queen" still looks good at 50.

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/.../Lee+Aaron.jpg

http://www.festivalphoto.net/Festiva...ence-_9687.jpg

I was five feet from Joan Jett at the hotel I was staying at in Pensacola for my buds wedding. There was a huge rockfest type deal on the beach...something like The Luna Festival. Moshe must have been playing.

She's tiny. She looked cool as hell. Not all fake for just a stage persona. She was decked in black, boots, tank top tattoos etc. she was nice too. Took pictures with anyone who asked. Smiled and gave autographs etc.

He took me upstairs and showed me what that hole was for...

What woman sang that lyric? It's paraphrased...

Chrissy Hynde?

Edit: The lyric sounds familiar and I think I hear her voice in my head, but I couldn't tell you what song it comes from.

Ding ding. The actual lyric is:

"I shot my mouth off and you showed me what the hole was for"

You want what he got?

You mean like a lesbian?

(NTTAWWT)

Nena Kerner (99 Luftballons) still looks pretty good for being in her 50's


http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/i...efeafd6d/l.jpg

Getty Lee is looking rough these days.

Avril?

Had the pleasure of sucking face with Ruby Starr once, back in the day...
http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/i...812c5eef/l.jpg

Would like to show a 'present day' pic, but she's dead.

Z

She's probably 70.

73

I remember seeing her when I was in high school and thinking, "Damn! She's hot!" Then she raised her arms and had more armpit hair than Guido, the loan shark from down the street. It ruined it for me.

If she's shaved it, I'd probably hit it:evil:

She looked amazing in those leather pants in the video for "99 Luftballons". I would have put up with pit hair for a chance at that ass.

Exactly. How many "sexy" 73 year olds are there out there?

It's like some diss of formerly hot women because they simply aged.

He's not the guy who nominated her. He's just telling us how old she is.

I wasn't addressing him either.

Back in '89 when we owned a deli we catered her concert.She was cool as hell but her road manager Maddog was the biggest asshole I've ever met.

Oh, OK.

My band opened for her in '83 at the Surf Ballroom in Clear lake IA. Her playing there was a big deal for the town (she was pretty big at the time with 'I Love Rock & Roll' just out); the mayor was there to shake her hand as she got off the tour bus. He reached out his hand, said 'Welcome to Clear Lake, Joan'; she simply stared at his hand for a few seconds, then just spit a lugie on the ground before walking into the ballroom. Classy.

German chick. She’s that hairy everywhere else too.

the years (and hooch) haven't been kind to Kim Deal
http://www.afterellen.com/sites/www....es/kimdeal.jpg

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/K...-rUd2xJrUl.jpg

She hasn't aged well, but she IS 73 freaking years old (same age as my mother) so I'll cut her some slack.