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Lion Mauls Woman to Death as She has Sex with Lover (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=270809)

OrtonsPiercedTaint

03-06-2013 02:20 PM

Manti Te'o has the worst luck.

tooge

03-06-2013 02:22 PM

they better be behind a bush elsa cop shows up and takes em into jail

R8RFAN

03-06-2013 02:28 PM

Wonder how long it takes to lose an erection under the circumstances

HolyHat

03-06-2013 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OrtonsPiercedTaint (Post 9470848)

Manti Te'o has the worst luck.

:hmmm:

Tribal Warfare

03-06-2013 02:29 PM

pics or it didn't happen

Donger

03-06-2013 02:31 PM

I wonder if he pawed at her breasts?

Graystoke

03-06-2013 02:32 PM

Did he finish?

OrtonsPiercedTaint

03-06-2013 02:35 PM

What sex was the lion? Does it count as a three way?

Chief Gump

03-06-2013 02:36 PM

I thought maybe SUH was going to be up on murder charges after reading the title.

bowener

03-06-2013 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9470836)

He really must not have liked her if he just ran away whilst his girl was getting mauled to death.

I know this is sarcasm, but give me 3 ways he could have possibly saved her.

Sorter

03-06-2013 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bowener (Post 9470899)

I know this is sarcasm, but give me 3 ways he could have possibly saved her.

He's probably got as good a chance as all of the heros who would take on a pack of african painted dogs. ROFL.

MVChiefFan

03-06-2013 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 9470807)

I didn't think they wore condoms in Africa.

Seriously!!! It's strange that this is the only part of the story that I actually raised an eyebrow at!

Nickel D

03-06-2013 03:57 PM

Her famous last words as he ripped off her shirt:

"Hakuna Muh Tah-Tahz!"

TheOtherRedTeam

03-06-2013 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OrtonsPiercedTaint (Post 9470848)

Manti Te'o has the worst luck.

ROFLROFLROFL

Frosty

03-06-2013 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 9470813)

Fake.

If this story were true, 80% of the country wouldn't have AIDS.

There's only one condom. They pass it around.

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