Ban assault lions
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Circle of life...

She was his mane squeeze.

...that sounds like a roaring good time.

"Hey, she screamed out something earlier. Sure sounded like 'Eat me' to me. You're aware that, due to instinct, I can't be held accountable for the events that followed, right?"




You'll have to suspend your disbelief in the speech capabilities of wild African lions in order to buy this one.

That's crazy!

Getting mauled to death by a lion whilst having sex, (edit: not with the lion), is last on my bucket list.

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It's pretty insensitive they had to mention the specific orifice they were utilizing at the time of the attack, aren't some details too much?

There was a lion attack today in Cali. Not many details. Alittle disappointed this wasn't the same story. Or is it some international wildcat nookie day?

No one is having "safe sex" in a bush. Let's be real.

would you have saved her or just run away like a coward?

I would have yelled out a heart-felt THANK YOU as I was running away like a coward. :thumb:

Seriously, it's a lion, and you're unarmed and naked. No need to be the sub-Saharan Timothy Treadwell if your girlfriend decided to take one for the team.

You shouldn't laugh. That's how Sam Cooke died :(

"you can't hide your lion eyes" eagles.