Lion Mauls Woman to Death as She has Sex with Lover
 

A lion killed a woman while she was having sex in the bush with her boyfriend, reports have emerged. He managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.

The woman, identified as Sharai Mawera, was mauled to death in the attack in Mahombekombe, Kariba in Zimbabwe. She was severely injured in her neck and stomach.

Her boyfriend, a fisherman who was not identified, heard the lion roar, MyZimbabwe reported. They had been having sex in a sideways position and he managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.

He turned back to see Mawera being mauled and rushed to a nearby road for help.

Motorists refused to stop, however. As he was naked, it is presumed that many thought he was suffering from mental health problems.

A source said: "Later on people heard his plea and accompanied him to the police station, where he reported the matter.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/44...having-sex.htm

He may have had a condom on, but that doesn't really seem like safe sex to me

Not a Florida dateline!

I didn't think they wore condoms in Africa.

Kariba is Florida for Zimbabwe

Fake.

If this story were true, 80% of the country wouldn't have AIDS.

They're like Vanilla Ice - still around but not real popular...

ROFL

Yeah, sounds like someone's lyin' to me.

LMAO

He really must not have liked her if he just ran away whilst his girl was getting mauled to death.

C'mon mane. you guys are heartless.

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Dem Hoz a dime a dozen. King Wee Wee was still intact, so got out while the getting be good!

He takes pride in the fact that he was wearing a condom

Manti Te'o has the worst luck.

they better be behind a bush elsa cop shows up and takes em into jail

Wonder how long it takes to lose an erection under the circumstances

:hmmm:

pics or it didn't happen

I wonder if he pawed at her breasts?

Did he finish?

What sex was the lion? Does it count as a three way?

I thought maybe SUH was going to be up on murder charges after reading the title.

I know this is sarcasm, but give me 3 ways he could have possibly saved her.

He's probably got as good a chance as all of the heros who would take on a pack of african painted dogs. ROFL.

Seriously!!! It's strange that this is the only part of the story that I actually raised an eyebrow at!

Her famous last words as he ripped off her shirt:

"Hakuna Muh Tah-Tahz!"

ROFLROFLROFL

There's only one condom. They pass it around.

gubbment needs to ban lions roaming free, make them stay on a leash or a fenced in area. The owners of this lion should be ahamed of themselves. Hope her family presses charges.

You're lion right?

I don't believe his story. I think he's lion.

The circle of life?

Today's lesson, kids, is: Never **** a chick who can outrun you.

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LMAO....

Or, if you're ****ing in the bush, make the bitch take top. :evil:

I know...right?

Hey, if you're going to boink in the bush, you take your chances!

I guess he doesn't have to worry about calling her in the morning.

On a lighter note, he didn't have to wait for the fake "escape" call from his buddy to Dine N Dash the broad.

Full of pride.

The one couple in Africa having "safe"sex. ...

On one hand you have STDs and unwanted pregnancies. On the other a ****ing lion.

What's a brother to do?

This sounds too good to be true.

Motorists stopped and asked him what was wrong and he told them. They obviously assumed he was mentally ill, because they thought he was lyin'

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Circle of life...

She was his mane squeeze.

...that sounds like a roaring good time.

"Hey, she screamed out something earlier. Sure sounded like 'Eat me' to me. You're aware that, due to instinct, I can't be held accountable for the events that followed, right?"




You'll have to suspend your disbelief in the speech capabilities of wild African lions in order to buy this one.

That's crazy!

Getting mauled to death by a lion whilst having sex, (edit: not with the lion), is last on my bucket list.

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It's pretty insensitive they had to mention the specific orifice they were utilizing at the time of the attack, aren't some details too much?

There was a lion attack today in Cali. Not many details. Alittle disappointed this wasn't the same story. Or is it some international wildcat nookie day?

No one is having "safe sex" in a bush. Let's be real.

would you have saved her or just run away like a coward?

I would have yelled out a heart-felt THANK YOU as I was running away like a coward. :thumb:

Seriously, it's a lion, and you're unarmed and naked. No need to be the sub-Saharan Timothy Treadwell if your girlfriend decided to take one for the team.

You shouldn't laugh. That's how Sam Cooke died :(

"you can't hide your lion eyes" eagles.

Authorities are searching for the attacker. A reward will be paid for any information leading to an arrest. An artist's rendering of the attacker is below:

http://i.imgur.com/WZx3H8X.jpg