-- Have you ever penciled in 'lube' on your 'to get' grocery-list?
 

When you're as handsome as I am, your woman doesn't need it.

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Is this "weird bump" day?

Yes, I picked up some WD-40 a few weeks back. I wouldn't have remembered it if it weren't on the list.

I prefer elbow grease.

That's more a water displacer than a lubricant, really.

I know, but they didn't have any silicone grease at the grocery store, so it had to suffice.

I always visit the Health and Beauty section at Wal Mart first. Grab six or seven bottles of lube. Then I head over to the grocery side and covertly toss the bottles into random people's carts. Makes entering a Wal Mart a little easier. Except for the smell.........

Does Extra Virgin Olive Oil Count?

I have to shop for crap, but a list? Only guys like SR. I would hate to ask what the lube is for with him, but I think many have an idea. And before you neg me bro, I did take up for you buying Fusions. haha. You just need to go to a board with more females to be "friends" with.

I can honestly say I never used lube nor bought it

Yet another thread the Rainman won on the first response.