I just went Ginsu on a Fly all Mr. Miyagi style.
 

This fly was all flying.

The wall was off yellow, with no wall hangings.

That mofo never had a chance.

First,

I smacked it with my left hand and made it bounce off wall, it came back at me... caught it with my right hand.... shook it vigorously, then threw it on the floor and stomped it little ass.

It didn't have a fighting chance.

http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-conten.../05/miyagi.jpg

I see you are putting that KU diploma to work for you........

;)

Im a ninja man. Don't hate. Besides, imagine what a ninja like me could do a Wildcat!?

rinse hands with vinegar and water

You a bad mofo

You have beginner luck.

You didn't hurt your vagina did you ?

Can't vouch for your "wax on", but few would doubt your expertise in "whacks off".

I believe that would be called going "While Owl" on the fly.

I've done something similar with my pee stream. TWICE!

Impressive.

I once smacked the crap out of a wasp with a 9 iron. That wasp doesn't come around here any more, I can tell you that.

Also (and I'm very, very proud of this), I once struck a squirrel right square on the forehead with a Fruit Wheat from a distance of about 16 yards.

FAX

the hell is a fruit wheat?
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They are a boxed cereal product, Mr. seclark. Little shredded wheat squares pumped full of fruit glom, like strawberry or blueberry. I haven't seen any peach ones.

I was having breakfast and, ever alert, noticed this squirrel eating all the seeds out of the bird feeder in the back yard. So, I grabbed a fruit wheat, sauntered John Wayne style out onto the back deck, and nailed that little bastard right between the eyes from a great distance. The beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX witnessed the event and was very impressed, I can tell you.

FAX

i'm in awe of your cereal chucking abilities...was it still crunchy, or soggy from milk?
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Not as impressive as hitting one with your pee stream. And the little buggers I hit were NOT just sitting on the toilet. No, they were buzzing around inside the bowl.

:harumph:

Damn FAX... stealing my thunder.