Intruder calls 911, afraid homeowner may have gun
http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/03/08/...ex.html?hpt=T2
This time it was the intruder who called 911. A man who broke into a house in Portland, Oregon, called police -- afraid the homeowner may have a gun. The suspect, Timothy James Chapek, was in the bathroom taking a shower when the homeowner returned to the house Monday night, Portland police said in a statement. Accompanied by two German shepherds, the homeowner asked Chapek what he was doing in the house. Chapek locked himself in the bathroom and made an emergency call, police said. He said he had broken into the house, the owner had come home, and that he was concerned the owner might have a gun. The homeowner also called the police to report that he had found a man in the house. Police with dogs took Chapek, 24, into custody "without incident," they said. He was booked for criminal trespass. They did not say if the homeowner did in fact have a gun. |
Nice ROFL
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dude that guy a loser. The homeowner should of showed him if he had a gun.
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Ah, Portlandia.
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They should have tazed him for being such a dumbass bitch.
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if it were me, he wouldn't have had the chance to call 911.
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Shoulda burned the house down.
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shoulda flushed all the toilets and scalded his ass in the shower.
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I'd have gotten my axe and chopped through the door and did my best Jack Nicholson impression... Heerrrrrre's Johnny! By the time the cops got there, that punk would be crying like a baby.
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dude just wanted to clean up man
seriuosly i dont think he'd have time to call 911 in my house, my dauschaund woulda knawed him in half ! |
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Granted my statement was sort of a blanet one, considering we don't know all the details of that particular situation etc. But, by in large,I'm not going to negotiate with a peson that's in my house. I have no idea what their intentions are (theft, rape, murder etc), and I'm not going to let my guard down. My luck, I'd call the cops on him and he'd pull out a gun and pop me instead. |
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maybe he was new to town and just wanted to hang out and get a beer with you. Give him your number after he is cleaned up and have him call you
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ROFL what a man, break and shower gets him 3-5
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