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Direckshun 09-24-2013 12:33 AM

Late Night Bullshit: God has now entered the forums.
 
Hello, Children.

This Is God.

I Figured It's Been About... 2,000 Years Or So Since I Last Bestowed You With My Wisdom Directly.

So. I Chose This Forum For My Next Bestowing.

Here's The Problem, Though: Being God Is Pretty Time Consuming, So I've Only Got Two Hours.

And I Didn't Want To Go Through The Hassle Of Creating My Own Username, Either. So The Actual Direckshun Is Running In A Celestial Mouse-Wheel, Totally Naked With A Ball Gag In His Mouth.

What's On Your Mind. Tell Me Your Praise, Your Sorrows, Give Me Your Questions.

You Get Two Hours To Shoot The Shit With God. Go.

TimBone 09-24-2013 12:36 AM

Eat shit noob.

Direckshun 09-24-2013 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by McFly (Post 10014318)
Eat shit noob.

Hey Now.

I Specifically Commandeered The Username Of A Universally Respected And Beloved Poster Precisely To Avoid This Kind Of Hazing.

That Brings Me To My Next Point: I've Been Watching You People. You Should Really Treat Noobs Better.

KCtotheSB 09-24-2013 12:37 AM

Will the Chiefs win the Super Bowl?

BWillie 09-24-2013 12:38 AM

Why do you make all of your followers live in trailers?

Jewish Rabbi 09-24-2013 12:38 AM

DC please

Direckshun 09-24-2013 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCtotheSB (Post 10014323)
Will the Chiefs win the Super Bowl?

Someday, Child.

Someday.

Edit: Keep Praying, Though. That Sure Helps.

Edit Edit: THAT WAS SARCASTIC.

Direckshun 09-24-2013 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BWillie (Post 10014324)
Why do you make all of your followers live in trailers?

Blessed Are The Meek.

Also, Have You Seen Mobile Homes They Make Now? They're Pretty Awesome, And Much Cheaper.

There's No Reason To Mortgage Your Entire Net Worth Into A Brick-And-Mortar Home.

Direckshun 09-24-2013 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 10014327)
DC please

Sorry, Jewish Rabbi.

But Your Mods Work For Me.

cdcox 09-24-2013 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10014329)
Someday, Child.

Someday.

Edit: Keep Praying, Though. That Sure Helps.

Edit Edit: THAT WAS SARCASTIC.

Ah, so we're getting God version Job tonight. Sweet!

Hammock Parties 09-24-2013 12:43 AM

Do you mind if I bang this girl before I marry her?

TimBone 09-24-2013 12:44 AM

Why did they cancel Freaks & Geeks after only one season?

TimBone 09-24-2013 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10014335)
Blessed Are The Meek.

Also, Have You Seen Mobile Homes They Make Now? They're Pretty Awesome, And Much Cheaper.

There's No Reason To Mortgage Your Entire Net Worth Into A Brick-And-Mortar Home.

Tell that to the folks that live in Tornado and hurricane states, God.

Direckshun 09-24-2013 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 10014338)
Ah, so we're getting God version Job tonight. Sweet!

The Chiefs Are Not The "Job" Of The NFL.

The Chiefs Are The "Saul" Of The NFL.

Direckshun 09-24-2013 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10014342)
Do you mind if I bang this girl before I marry her?

I've Got Bigger Things To Worry About.

Get It? I'm Implying Your Penis Is Small.

Edit: Seriously, Though. Who Gives A Shit.


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