What Is Your Favorite Profanity?
 

I have a hard time deciding.

For a general insult, I love the rhythm and sound of the word "one who sucks the penis". Although it is just two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response, those two nouns always elicit a smile from me.

For a general exclamation of disgust/anger I prefer God****. It seems like I'm upping the ante on commandment-breaking with this one, so it has additional transgressive value.

Ok Al Swearengen.

Asswanker

I'm a big fan of ****ing, personally.

dickface

General insult? I like to call people ****s.

General exclamation? I go with the standard ****.

When in rage mode I'm pretty sure that is anywhere from 1/3 to 1/2 of the words I use. Othen than that I rarely cuss IRL.

****ing sh****ed ****er ***hole ****bag monkey****ing ***hat ****bag mother******g c**guzzling ***k-tard.


That would be my fav.

Reported

The F-bomb and "mother****er."

I like how you can stretch them with different emphasis -- on the "F," on the drawn-out "u," on the third syllable of MFer, etc.

Plus it makes a nice modifier: "****ing shit," "that ****ing asshole," etc.

I can be very creative with it, especially during Mizzou, Chiefs and Royals games.

Your profanities frighten me.

Reading the choices in the poll reminded me of this song.

NSFW language.

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****ing NSFW ****ing dumb mother****ers

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I really like **** and goddammit. Shit is a good one too

Pretty standard **** usually gets it done for me.

When I get real pissed, I usually string a bunch of them together.

a simple '****!' usually suffices


or an elongated 'Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck' for added emphasis

Every single ****ing one of those god damn son of a bitch shithead basterds

either **** or ****ingchrist

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This mother ****ing shit aint safe for work you cock smokers

It really depends on what is going on and what it is in reference too.

Someone needs to post George Carlins skit on curse words. It would be very appropriate.

****, shit, mother******, asshole, dickhead, Goddammit to name a few...

I find most profanity to be rather vulgar and unappealing. When a profanity is absolutely necessary, I prefer '****'.

Where is the none option for good people?

I tend to believe that cursing is a sign of weakness.
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I'm not big into the cursing game, but I say "suck me sideways" quite a bit (Dumb and Dumber).

what.. no plain ol ****?

There aren't any. At least not here.

I try not to cuss.....but I'm pretty bad at not cussing some days.


A while back there was an incident on our farm. I was trimming the hooves on a pony and it bit my arm hard enough to draw blood. I guess my response was not family appropriate as I caught 6 big blue eyes about as big as they are capable of getting a few feet away in the truck window.

Brideowanian got out, came around and said "do you know what you just said".

the truth was, I had no idea what had happened the previous 30 seconds let alone the words. Aparently F-bomb-ass was part of it because one of the kids had asked her what that meant as she got out.

So....apparently in fits of pain induced rage, I make up new combinations of swear words.


I know a guy that is a very formal cusser and it always makes me laugh "That guy is a real Son of The bitch"

ohhh i see it now, its hidden in the ****

This,this and THIS

Mother****er is probably my go to.

Pioli.

Nice :thumb:

I use racist profanity words.

Bitchtits

Pillowbitergot

I feel like I have to pay homage to the playground learned classic:
What, no goddamn mother****ing titty sucking two balled bitch?
That and dickbag, lately.

I don't like it when I catch myself cussing in random conversation....it always comes off a little WT

I like ****face


Rat Bastard, Slut puppy.

shut your filthy cock gobbler.

It's very close between shit and ****. Shit is incredibly versatile as it fits so well into other words. Bullshit, chickenshit, shithead, dipshit, etc. **** is great because it is so versatile in that it can be used as different parts of speech. "Oh ****, she ****ed him over because she was ****ed by him earlier, but she doesn't give a **** because she is ****ing in love with him, and she is a fine **** so the situation is ****ing crazy." I'm going to go with shit because I use it more often.

All of the above.

Nothing says I love you like dropping the F-Bomb
Love the ****!

****. because it is so ****ing versatile.

exclaimation;

holy hell


my go to noun:

piece of ****

So does Billy Ripken LMAO

New nominee: Ned Yost

**** the ****ing ****ers.

I like how **** can be used as a noun, verb and adverb in a sentence.

Two of my favorites and neither listed:

F**king Scumbag

Motherf**king C*nt

One of my favorite things to do when pissed is a curse-ception. Embedding curse words inside of other words, or curse words, or embedding words into curse words. I once stretched a two syllable word into an eight syllable exclamation at work.

I try very hard to refrain from using God and Jesus name in vain, so those are rare... but when used sparingly, few words have the impact, the gut pleasing release of good ol' ****, or when times are really tight, MOTHER****ER! really satisfies.

When describing a guy i don't like, c*cksucker has pretty much been my favorite for a long time now, it might've started after getting into "Deadwood"... it really seems to personify most of these c*cksuckers.

A handy device is to substitute figures from ancient mythology or popular fiction to refrain from blasphemy.

This sounds like what I was hollering at my TV while Matt Cassell was playing last season.

****-shit-ass-bitch-****-shoo-bi-dee-doo-wap

Heh.

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Heh, i dunno... THORDAMMIT and BAALDAMMIT just don't feel right.

Gimme one that sounds good and it'll definitely go into my repertoire.

****in all of em

Yeah if I'm working on something and get hurt or it won't do what I want, motherf**king c**t is my goto word. Shit reminds me of my 2 ex's

has anyone said buttpirate yet?

if so, i'll go with any of the above.

****rape

"Raiders fan."

Bloody Hell

**** and Cock Sucker are my favorites.

i say the F word alot, I dont direct it towards anyone, but just in general. lol Well, unless im watching a Chiefs game, im dropping F bombs at everyone on the CHiefs.

I utilize these quite frequently on the golf course!

My golf balls get terrorized and yelled at all the time when they disobey me! :D

I enjoy the word twatwaffle an awful lot

I also like "****tard" and "****wit." I also just use "ass" a lot now - I blame Archer for that one.

jackass

I surprised after Breaking Bad has reached such a strong status that Bitch is not getting more votes.

For some reason I'm on a cockf*** rant these day's.

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No goddamn option?

Surprised that "shitass" isn't getting more love.

Oh, I like them all... Rep! And this one's for you.....have your way with her!

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this is a win win win:D

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