I saw Kendrick Lewis at IHOP today
 

Really nice guy. Really hard to not like Kendrick Lewis. Talked to him for awhile. He took his family out just enjoying the evening. Ordered the Pick-a-Pancake Combo with butter pecan syrup, a man's pancake order if I ever saw one. His kids all got the Funny Face Pancake and laughed at how funny the face was. Lewis thought it was funny too.

You all need to stop picking on Lewis. He's a human being who's just trying to make a living like all of us, and somebody out there has to buy pancakes for his kids. If any of you knew the men under those helmets like I saw today, you'd feel the exact same way.

Let me guess: When the food was delivered he wasn't anywhere close to the table and came sprinting over about 5 seconds later.

he probably should pick up an application on his way out.

He had it covered like Pigs in a blanket.

Yes. He thought he had to take a really bad shit, but when he went to the bathroom, all that came out was gas. He hustled back to the table, though.

Don't tell me you've all never been faked out by your sphincter.

ROFL

Did he leave a grand for a tip or what

Watch Dorsey give him a new deal.

He better save his money.


He will be working at Price Chopper next year.

I'm not saying that. Not saying that at all.

IHOP.

Classy.

He'll take a double order of Salmonella with his eggs, please.

I hope they had 911 on speed dial in case they required any type of safety help.

It wouldn't hit him until next month. See, he processes things very, very slowly.

SNR is a church piano player from Madison he didn't see Lewis lol

He was constantly getting faked out by the waiting staff when they were bringing out what he thought was his food, yet it went to the other customers.