Late night bullshit: summarize a novel of your choice in one sentence.
The Great Gatsby: Everybody sucks because we are simultaneously driven by craven, primordial desires while trying to mask that that's all we're doing, which is all easier to do when you're rich.
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The Dig: Astronauts investigating a rogue asteroid in Earth orbit get warped to a mysterious planet, which they investigate, leading to strange discoveries of ancient technology, lost alien races and dire consequences.
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Jaws: A huge shark ****s shit up and eventually dies after eating a lot of people.
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The Sun Also Rises:
People will always desire what they cannot have. |
A Song of Ice and Fire (aka, HBO's A Game of Thrones): Tits with a chance of dragons.
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The Andromeda strain. We're all ****ed until the game changes.
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Any David Sedaris memoir: Heterosexual Americans are so stupid and I am so goddamn clever.
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Old Man and the Sea: Damn Fish!
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The Fountianhead:
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The Heart of Darkness: People are bad mmmmkay?
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50 Shades of Grey: Women get ****ed
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Catch 22: ****; we're ****ed.
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Life of Pi: Holy shit, a tiger.
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WOOL: After a nuclear & biological disaster, mankind finds itself struggling to survive underground and come to terms with what they've done.
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Jobs: Steve was a modern day Da Vinci & ****ing insane.
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Lord of the Flies: Boys hump a wild sow, then eat it, then play war games and this is a microcosm of the world.
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My novel: I'll write this someday, perhaps.
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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: Drugs are bad mmmkay?
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the firm lawyer finds out other lawyers are more evil then him.
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The Metamorphosis: You become what you are.
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A Rumor of War: Vietnam sucked.
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The History of Vietnam: The whole damn thing could have been avoided.
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The Brothers Karamazov: Enlightenment, duality of mankind, and all reasons to loathe the human race as a whole rolled into 1 story.
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Portnoy's Complaint: extreme sexual desire acted out awkwardly, or in other words, my youth.
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Things Fall Apart;
Things fall apart. |
The Bonfire of the Vanities: Time and money cause life altering problems.
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Ender's Game: They recruited me to play a video game and I kicked it's ass so hard that it eventually became my reality.
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War and Peace: There is a war and everybody dies, so it's peaceful.
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Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy: With a towel you can do anything in the Universe - except save Earth.
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Jane Eyre - nothing happens.
Little Women - nothing happens. Any novel by bored self-absorbed noble British women - nothing happens. |
The Jungle: Capitalism bad, Communism good.
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Jane Eyre - nothing happens.
A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich - Soviet political prisoners suffer oppression and die. The House of the Dead - Soviet political prisoners suffer oppression and die. Any novel by anyone who ever spoke out against the Soviet power structure - political prisoners suffer oppression, starvation, torture and death. |
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Alpha male African cannot handle the change in values which arrive with European colonialism. |
On the road: guy does drugs and drives around spouting beautiful prose.
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Dune:
I got sand in my pants. |
IT: Kids walk around in the sewers, get the **** scared out of them, then gang-bang a ten year old girl.
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The Grapes of Wrath: It's dusty and there's no money, lets move to Cali and suck tittys.
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Catcher in the Rye: Adults are corrupt (****) and young innocent people become adults (****) and there's nothing anyone can do about it (****).
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Direckshun Down: After posting his 1,000,000th pointless thread, an internet douche is cast from a flaming AIDS tree into a vat of boiling antifreeze.
An unheralded classic. |
Solyent Green. Eat at Joes and eat AT Joe.
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