Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10065399)

Oh, I knew that. That's what makes the whole thing so cringe-inducing.

I thought that you were saying there was something that happened in the news or some shit that that made it particularly funny now.

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10065413)

And you somehow just became more white...

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10063945)

I could bang the hell out of some meth whore and not worry. Well, there's still AIDS and the herp. Maybe not.

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 10065347)

Native Americans are not amused

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10065153)

A few years ago, I was at a Subway and the guy who did the veggie part of the sandwich was black. He said something to the effect of "Yo, what do you want on this sandwich?" I was trying to be colloquial in return, but being as painfully white as I am, the best I came up with was "Yeah...hook me up with some lettuce, tomatoes..."

The dude bursts out laughing and goes "Yeah man, I'll HOOK YOU UP with some lettuce!" He told every other person working there (all also black) about what I said, and they were all dying. I wanted to ****ing kill myself. Needless to say, I didn't go back to that Subway for a couple of months.

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10063864)

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 10063897)

Not amused and I'm white.

Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 10064397)

You let us know how that Amox treats your gonorrhea.

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10066148)

I also have boiling water?

Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 10065963)

Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 10063292)

Ban black people?



I kid........... black people love me.