Dear FAX,
 

Now that T.O.bia has been put on waivers, we would like you and your wit to step up to your rightful place at the throne...

There once was this guy named Nick
Who had a magazine that he thought was slick
So Scout and he cut a deal
And stole Phobia Phil
But still none of his news scoops would stick.

You're bad at this. That has absolutely nothing to do with my schlong.

whatever, T.acO. John

you and your BROWNcos are going down, even if most of the Kansas City Chiefs Players are depressed that Phil has left CP. Hopefully though, they can use his leaving as inspiration.

Heh.

It kind of feels like Phil left Chiefs fans and became a Donko fan.