Official Shitty Mocks Thread
 

I'm sick and ****ing tired of clicking on links and reading ****ing garbage. If you find a shitty mock from somewhere on the internet, post it in here. That way I don't have to look at the idiocy and jizz anymore.

But... but, every Mock is shitty... Does this mean every mock should go here?!?
I'm so confused...

I'm sick of seeing "Hey guyz check out this mock draft" and right at the top it says Luke Joeckel. Usually the explanation says something like, "With Brandon Albert a free agent, it makes sense to replace him with Joeckel."

Gadzooks, I haven't heard much about SD lately. Who do you want SD to draft in the first round?

Geno Smith. (Just to piss off SNR)

Actually, this is one year where I wouldn't mind the Chargers taking an LT in the first, but, if Joeckel and Fisher are off the board, it should be BPA at 11.
Obviously, FA should help sort things out.

Are you on the Geno bandwagon?

11, you say?

Who is this draft's Dontari Poe? :hmmm:

Pffft. Who isn't on the Geno Wagon?!

Star Lu-ti-fru-ti?

I think he means pure workout warrior.

I would look at Margus Hunt, Ziggy Ansah and Dion Jordan as fast risers during combine time.

Oh, I thought he meant big fatso's that don't do shit in the NFL.

Dontari Poe is a ****ing adonis. I wouldn't call him fat.

Now Ryan Sims. THERE was a ****ing fatass.

No, I just like making extensive posts refuting peoples claims about the AirRaid being a gimmick and not using pro route combos and then providing pictures and GIFs to do so.

What are the tangibles you'd be looking for in a QB to run that offence?