Watch Artie Lange Crap All Over Joe Buck's First Show
 

This is goddamn hilarious.

http://deadspin.com/5292467/watch-ar...cks-first-show

Even if your cable package went out last night, you've probably heard about the rather tepid debut of "Joe Buck Live." Tepid, until Howard Stern joke monkey Artie Lange destroyed everything Joe Buck holds dear on live television.

After the show went off the digital airwaves, there was another online-only portion that takes the vitriol up a notch. That's what you're watching in the above video. Joe does everything he can not leap across the table strangle Artie with his bare hands.

Joe realized almost immediately that the project he has spent half a year developing went completely off the rails and is about to hit a tree and explode. I don't know what he (or his talent bookers) expected Artie Lange to do, but they got what they paid for. Artie launched right into the homo jokes and never looked back, flustering Joe at every turn and driving the final segment into the ground. Things couldn't have gone worse.

It was freaking awesome.

I haven't been a big Artie Lange fan but after making Joe Buck his bitch on live TV... I'm in the Artie fan club.

Joe Buck never should have had a TV show. Period.

Troy Aikman should have been there for the gay jokes.

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2008/writers/r...ry/p1_buck.jpg

I don't care two stale Little Debbie cakes for Joe Buck, but that was bad form, man.

What a prick.

FAX

I think you have to understand Artie Lange, Mr. Fax. If I'm not mistaken he's been to known to say almost anything, anywhere to anyone, just for a laugh. I don't think he means anything by it.

Irvin's "white on white crime" comment was pretty damned funny, for a football player.

it cracks me up when he looks at the camera when Aikman is talking...

He's just throwing the gay viewers a bone...

This.

Wow, I'm speechless. Joe was pissed, Artie was ruthless, and It was just awkward.

huh?

I just think it's funny how seriously he looks at the camera..

I can't get that link to work.

Hmmm...

No one would be talking about Joe Buck today had it not been for Artie Lange.

Don't think for one second that this wasn't planned all along.

Yeah... I'm pretty sure they knew what they'd be getting when they booked him as a guest.