Futurama Quotorama
 

Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa.

I haven't felt much of anything since my pet guinea pig died.

Leela: Now all the other planets will be crackin' wise on our mamas.
Hermes: I'm just glad my fat, ugly momma isn't alive to see this.
Dr. Farnsworth: Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes.

What is this "wuv?" Do you not mean love?

No, it says "wuv," with an Earth double-u.

Good news, everybody!

Did everything just taste purple for a second?

Anything Zapp Brannigan says.

I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.

It was simply a matter of outsmarting them. So i sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they each hit their preset kill limit and self destructed.

Bender: I can't see, are we boned?
Leela: Yeah...we're boned.

Leela: 'Ok, if everyones finished being stupid'
Fry: 'I had more, but go on'


Fry: I'll be whatever i wanna do!

Fry crack corn I just don't care
Leela crack corn still don't care
Bender crack corn and he is great
Take that you stupid corn!

You can bite my shiny metal ass!

Zoidberg: "You call that an ink defense?!"

"Oh, they say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood..." - Professor Farnsworth, Futurama

Dr. Zoidberg : I'm a surgeon; when I see two body parts I sew them together and see what happens!

Dr. Zoidberg: How do I look?
Bender: Like whale barf.
Dr. Zoidberg: Then the illusion is complete.

Zapp: "I have studied abroad...or two."

Fry: What are you monsters? Is one of you I.C. Wienner?
Dr. Zoidberg: If that's his pizza, then I'm I.C. whatever.

Neutral President: If I don't survive, tell my wife, "Hello."

<-- "I did do the nasty in the pasty!"

<--- "Pack of highly. Got it."

Grunka Lunkas:
Grunka lunka dunkity doo
We've got a friendly warning for you
Grunka lunka dunkity daces
The secrets of Slurm's on a need to know basis

Asking questions in school is a great way to learn
If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke
We once found a dead guy face down in the Slurm
It could easily happen again to you folks

So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut
Grunka lunka lunka dunkity dot!

Grunka lunka dunkity-gredient
You should not ask about the secret ingredient!
Grunka lunka dunkity darn guards...

"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

My name is Bender Bending Rodriguez

Leela: You know Zapp, once I thought you were a big pompous buffoon. Then I realized that inside, you were just a pitiful child. But now I realize that outside that child is a big pompous buffoon!

Zapp Brannigan: And which one rocked your world?

Zapp: "Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men."

Morbo: Morbo wishes these stalwart nomads peace among the Dutch tulips.
Linda: At least all those windmills will keep them cool.
Morbo: Windmills do not work that way! Good night!

Morbo's wife is adjusting his bowtie at a black tie affair.
Morbo: "Stop it. Stop it. I will destroy you."

Fry: Leela, you have to get me out of here. It's horrible! Eating scraps, letting my waste drop where I stand like an animal in the zoo.
Leela: Animals go on the corner.
Fry: The corner! Why didn't I think of that?

Leela: You know, Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson.

Zapp Brannigan: If it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What did I call it, Kiff?

Kif Kroker: Ugh... sexlexia.

Woman: We favor unreasonably huge subsidies to the Brain Slug Planet.

Fry: OK, but what are the Brain Slugs who control you gonna do for the working man?

Woman: Attach Brain Slugs to them.

Fry: Sure, you say that now!

*Fry's head is sown onto Amy's body*

Fry: With this new body, I should be attracting all kinds of women.
Amy: With my body, I think you'll only be attracting one kind of women.
Fry: Oooohhhh?
*thinks*
Oh.

<--- "That's the best thing I ever saw! "

Kipp - I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies~

Zoidberg: The President is gagging on my gas bladder! What an honor!

Are you crazy? I can't swallow that.

Then good news. It's a suppository.

Conan O'Brien: I may have lost my freakishly long legs, but I have something you'll never have: A SOUL.

Bender: Meh.

Conan: AND FRECKLES.

Bender: *sobs relentlessly*

I can wire anything into anything. *raises palm to the heavens* I'M THE PROFESSOR.

One of my faves!!!

Attila the Hun: Stop! No shoot fire-stick in space canoe! Most explosive decompression!
Zapp, holding a lazer: Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun. *begins firing*

William Shatner: [Singing in his trademark style] I'm Slim Shady. Yes, I'm the real Slim Shady. All you other Slim Shadies are immitatin'. So, would the real Slim Shady please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up.
Walter Koenig: How can anyone do a spoken word version of a rap song?
Melllvar: He found a way.

<--- Fine, I've got a toast. To Captain Bender, he's the best... at being a big jerk who's stupid and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt!

Zap

Fry: Hey, what are these rings in Nibbler's fang?
Vet: Hmm. I'm still a little woozy from a gazelle kick this morning, but if he's anything like the common tree, the rings might indicate his age.
Fry: Hehe, yeah, well. Good luck. It'd take some kind of genius to count all those rings.
Vet: [looking at Nibbler's tooth for a split-second] He's 5.

[having been trapped in a parallel universe]
Giant Brain #1: Well, here we are. Trapped for eternity.
Giant Brain #2: We could sing 'American Pie'.
Fry: Go ahead. I deserve it.

*Brain slugs survive on people's intelligence while sticking to their head*

Amy: Fry, where is your brain slug that was attached?

*Professor Farnsworth picks it up off the ground*

Professor Farnsworth: Poor little guy starved to death.

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I don't want to live on this planet anymore. Professor Farnworth

Good news, everyone. The show's getting cancelled again.

(Okay, not good news, but yeah... you know...)

http://tvline.com/2013/04/22/futuram...finale-sept-4/

If you need me, I'll be in the Angry Dome.

:(

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...CPhQBcOUBrlivI

I had to find a place to drop this.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/...unlhn3k454.gif

The making of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TStUjbIxcy8

That is perfect LMAO