Do you still get excited when you hear the ice cream truck coming down the street?
mmmmmm icecream
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I would get excited if there were a beer and pizza truck traveling in neighborhoods.
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This may hit home with the college crowd more than anyone, but I'm also convinced that Taco Bell should deliver. I'd pay quite a bit for that service when I'm drunk and shouldn't be driving. They'd make a fortune! Mmmm...Taco Bell... |
That is just impossible. No decent human being can drive around delivering pizza and bear without consuming it before they get to their destination.
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Never trust a man who can't spell beer.
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you know your kids are spoiled when the ice cream truck sits in front of your house ringing the bell for five minutes....
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Yes. We had one in Scotland and it is imprinted onto my subconscious.
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By the 2nd week of summer, I'm ready to shoot the old man driving the damn thing.
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Our Ice Cream Man is a Rag Head I am thinking more like
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(dedicate one to the ladies...) Now summertime's here babe, need somethin' to keep you cool Ah now summertime's here babe, need somethin' to keep you cool Better look out now though, dave's got somethin' for you Tell ya what it is I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by Oh my my, I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy Hold on a second baby I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups All flavors and push ups too I'm your ice cream man, baby, stop me when I'm passin' by See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy Hold on, one more Well, I'm usually passin' by just about eleven o'clock Uh huh, I never stop, I'm usually passin' by, just around eleven o'clock And if you let me cool you one time, you'll be my regular stop All right boys I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups All flavors and push ups too I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy Yes I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by They say all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy Ah, one time I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by They say all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy One time, boys I'm your ice cream man I'm your ice cream man B-b-b-b-b-b-b-baby Ah my, my, my All my flavors are guaranteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed to satis-uh-fyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oooooowwwwuhhh!!! |
okay okay....
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Excuse me, but do you happen to have a truck that I could make look like an ice cream truck? You know, with the bells and the whistles and the happy music that all the little children love... Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo |
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