she was hot. what an idiot

he must be hung like a beer can; look at the size of his feet for god's sake.

LMAOLMAO

Apparently the smoking gun is that the police did not find any footprints at the scene.

Give me.all your nubbin. All your huggs and kisses too?

He does have paddles though!

Normally, he'd be training at the gym abbott this time, but instead he's locked up.

3 pages in and no pics of his supermodel wife?

Really guys? Really?

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/ass...-story-top.jpg

http://img003.lazygirls.info/people/...dHIt.sized.jpg

She got it bad alright

If I were him and had a chick that looked like her, I'd get down on my nubs every night and thank God.

http://www.magxone.com/uploads/2011/...h-Africa-7.jpg

You Maniac! You blew that up! Oh damn you! Goddamn you all to hell!!!!!

Heh. Latest story has him claiming it was a case of mistaken identity. Accidently shot her thinking she was an intruder. Apparently there's been a rash of smoking-hot blonde supermodels burglarizing South African homes lately. LMAO

If one of them broke in, I think I would choose to subdue her rather than shooting.

What's the old addage? No matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is sick of her shit?