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BucEyedPea 09-01-2012 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider (Post 8869823)
Agnostic~

Nope

RNR 09-01-2012 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 8870264)
Nope

Agnostic
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a. One who believes that it is impossible to know whether there is a God.
b. One who is skeptical about the existence of God but does not profess true atheism.
2. One who is doubtful or noncommittal about something.

listopencil 09-01-2012 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by mlyonsd (Post 8869437)
Thanks for the effort but that doesn't answer my question.

We can identify/measure any element in the universe, so far as discovered. We understand the building blocks to what we physically see and interact with.

If all that was gone, what would it physically be replaced with? To me it is impossible something higher than us didn't design the conditions we interact with.

You didn't really ask a question that has an answer. If everything was gone what would still be here? How about this one: Can God create a stone that is too heavy for Him to lift?

listopencil 09-01-2012 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by mlyonsd (Post 8869247)
So if I believe in both creationism and evolution what does that make me?

Deist, like Benjamin Franklin.

mr. tegu 09-01-2012 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 8869936)
This is a really good Kent Hovind video

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vjFeVwuJB7I" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

"This is arguably one of the most stupid statements I have ever heard."

LMAO

RNR 09-01-2012 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 8871191)
Deist, like Benjamin Franklin.

Franklin was not the only Deist among our founding fathers~

Baby Lee 09-01-2012 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by mr. tegu (Post 8871220)
"This is arguably one of the most stupid statements I have ever heard."

LMAO

You've obviously never seen my cheap-ass mom make a PBJ sammich. ;)

AustinChief 09-01-2012 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 8869962)
OK I changed them out just for you. I still think they were a humorous way to make a point though.

MUCH BETTER! :clap:

One interesting point that is touched upon is that Hovind keeps saying there was higher atmospheric pressure which allowed for larger creatures. This part is likely to be true. Just not in ANY WAY how he perceives it.

Without a thicker atmosphere it is almost impossible to explain the size of dinosaurs and it IS impossible to explain pterosaurs being able to fly. There are a number of people who believe in a thicker atmosphere theory but for some odd reason it is not well accepted. This has nothing to do with Hovind's nonsense, it's just an interesting thing that often gets overlooked in regards to paleobiology.

DaneMcCloud 09-02-2012 01:00 AM

Here's why I laugh at Creationists (and I've shared this before: It's ALL me):

If Jesus was the son of God, all he need to say were one of three things so that future generations would believe him:

1. The Earth is not flat
2. The Earth is not the center of the universe. It revolves around the Sun, not the other way around.
3. Hey Jews, pack your bags. We're heading to North America!

AustinChief 09-02-2012 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 8872096)
Here's why I laugh at Creationists (and I've shared this before: It's ALL me):

If Jesus was the son of God, all he need to say were one of three things so that future generations would believe him:

1. The Earth is not flat
2. The Earth is not the center of the universe. It revolves around the Sun, not the other way around.
3. Hey Jews, pack your bags. We're heading to North America!

He did say all of those things.. he just only told it to the Mormons.

DaneMcCloud 09-02-2012 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 8872103)
He did say all of those things.. he just only told it to the Mormons.

I think one of the dudes on Planet Kolob may have mentioned that last time we were all partying but I was too busying getting serviced by three blondes hotties who gave great blowjobs but due to their religion, shunned intercourse.

Their loss.

AustinChief 09-02-2012 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 8872108)
I think one of the dudes on Planet Kolob may have mentioned that last time we were all partying but I was too busying getting serviced by three blondes hotties who gave great blowjobs but due to their religion, shunned intercourse.

Their loss.

Man, mormons have this shit figured out!

ALTHOUGH! I think we could create a better one ourselves... when I start my cult, you want to be a prophet? I'm taking applications. Though it is tempting to make this a female only cult(barring me of course). Hmmm, need to work out the specifics on this.

DaneMcCloud 09-02-2012 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 8872123)
Man, mormons have this shit figured out!

ALTHOUGH! I think we could create a better one ourselves... when I start my cult, you want to be a prophet? I'm taking applications. Though it is tempting to make this a female only cult(barring me of course). Hmmm, need to work out the specifics on this.

It's already been figured out and it's called "Hollywood Producer".

:D

BucEyedPea 09-02-2012 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider (Post 8870987)
Agnostic
1.
a. One who believes that it is impossible to know whether there is a God.
b. One who is skeptical about the existence of God but does not profess true atheism.
2. One who is doubtful or noncommittal about something.

Yeah, so?

This is what you posted "agnostic" to:

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So if I believe in both creationism and evolution what does that make me?
What does that have to do with God ?
Not even definition #2 fits, necessarily. As one can believe in both creationism and evolution without it meaning they are doubtful about either.

AustinChief 09-02-2012 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 8872126)
It's already been figured out and it's called "Hollywood Producer".

:D

But I don't want to have to do any WORK... oh wait... still Hollywood Producer. Damn, I may be in for a mid-life career change!


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