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bevischief 05-01-2013 11:59 AM

What's the creepiest thing your young child has said to you?
YOU asked for it. This story freaked so many of you out we've collected more of the creepiest things to come out of the mouths of real children - and it makes The Sixth Sense look like a Pixar film.

When social media site Reddit asked parents to share the creepiest things their children have said to them, close to 11,000 people responded.

The thread has since spread and it seems that everyone loves a creepy kid. had such a huge response to its article we just had to share our readers' experiences, and our favourite creepy kid responses.

VJ of ORANGE: My son, then aged three, asked who the man in the photo was. I told him that it was my grandfather but that he died not long before you were born. He said "but he comes and talks to me at night sometimes and gives me a kiss goodnight".

Dr of Canberra: My friend's four-year-old was making a necklace. When asked what she was doing her reply was, "I'm making a necklace as a going away gift for Gayle" (my friend's grandmother). Later that night my friend's mother called to tell her that her grandmother had died.

Twigz of Brisbane: My four-and-a-half-year-old said to me, "when daddy gets back I want to put you on the road so he can run you over and never walk again".

Anna North of NSW: When my daughter was three or four, my mum was looking after her and when she went to the loo, left the door open so she could see my daughter who turned to her and said, "grandma you should shut the door, that man's watching you."

Jess S. of Adelaide: My nephew who was not quite five-years-old told me while I was 21 weeks pregnant he wanted to be my doctor and cut my baby out of my stomach. "I want to get my knife and cut you open and take your baby out."

Cathnn of NSW: When about to depart his grandparents' house one evening, my seven-year-old son said: "STOP dad, I forgot to say goodnight to Nanny, I MUST say goodnight". He was quite upset and insisted he go back inside to give his grandmother a kiss and cuddle. She died that night.

CP of Brisbane: I turned my son's light off to send him to sleep and he said, "mama I see eyes everywhere".

Diastrophus: My (then) five-year-old: "Doesn't it bother you at night having that dead girl watch you sleep."

Here is a sample of some of the best posts so far from the original story on Reddit:

Unfortunatebirthmark: I was tucking in my two-year-old. He said "Good bye dad." I said, "No, we say good night." He said "I know. But this time it's good bye." Had to check on him a few times to make sure he was still there.

NotTomPettysGirl: Not to me, but to his grandmother. He was cuddling with her and being very sweet (he was about 3 at the time). He takes her face in his hands, and brings his face close to hers, then tells her that she's very old, and will die soon. Then he makes a point of looking at the clock.

GatorMcGovern: A friend of mine's child told him "Daddy, I love you so much that I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can see your face whenever I want."

evillawnornament: "Daddy sleep" then pushing my head underwater at the pool.

Thingsimeantobe: My five-year-old at the time had night terrors and would scream in her sleep. One night I said 'mama's here it's okay'. She looked right at me still asleep and screamed 'mama? But who is that behind you?

jelb32: My five-year-old son asked me last week "what do you see through the black circles in my eyes when you're controlling me when I'm at school?"

Like_I_was_sayin: My three-year-old daughter stood next to her new born brother and looked at him for awhile then turned and looked at me and said, "Daddy it's a monster. We should bury it."

abluesxs: I jokingly asked: "What's the best way to get a girlfriend?" 7-year-old's response: "Tell her to be my girlfriend or she'll never see her parents again."

psalm_69: I was sound asleep, and at around 6am I was woken up by my 4-year-old daughter's face inches from mine. She looked right into my eyes and whispered, "I want to peel all your skin off".

olafthebent: "So I shouldn't throw him in the fire?" 3-year-old daughter holding her baby brother for the first time.

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teedubya 05-01-2013 12:01 PM

My daughter said, "We're getting a new daddy, someday."

I said, "What? What makes you say that, honey?"

She: "Well, you're gonna die soon."

me: "I'm gonna die soon? What? Why do you think that?"

She: "You have gray in your beard. You're old."


In58men 05-01-2013 12:02 PM

Son: Can I cut off your head and be you for Halloween.

Me: You won't scare anyone bro

keg in kc 05-01-2013 12:04 PM

I don't have kids, so a young child saying anything to me would be creepy.

tooge 05-01-2013 12:06 PM

My son said he wanted to save all of his sisters eggs so that someday he could have lots of brothers and sisters. I was all WTF?

BlackHelicopters 05-01-2013 12:07 PM

My pediatric patients tell me stuff all the time. Usually about a sibling.

tooge 05-01-2013 12:10 PM

the creepiest name ever? Diastrophus

Jewish Rabbi 05-01-2013 12:11 PM

"Daddy, I want to be a Chiefs fan just like you."

Chief Gump 05-01-2013 12:13 PM

My nephew told me he wanted to be a Catholic priest.

Demonpenz 05-01-2013 12:17 PM

but dad...I like the taste of semen.

listopencil 05-01-2013 12:30 PM

My niece kept showing up with pennies around my sister's house when she was about ten years old. When asked she would tell her that Granny gave them to her. And yes, of course, Granny had died earlier that year. Granny who happened to enjoy collecting coins in her old age before she died, a habit that my niece wasn't aware of. My niece said that Granny would show up smiling and hand them to her.

LiveSteam 05-01-2013 12:31 PM

Mamma wants to talk to you about getting back together.
HELL NO! She's a crazy bitch

MagicHef 05-01-2013 12:37 PM

Some super creepy ones on the reddit thread


My 3 year old nephew was at my cottage. He's asked me numerous times about the "girl over there" while pointing at one of the back bedrooms. The place is small, and there is definitely nobody there so I just dismiss it as a really active imagination (he has lots of imaginary friends).
Then some friends are visiting and they have a daughter around the same age. She has never met my nephew. Twice in the one day she asked about the "pretty girl" while pointing at the exact same room. Definitely caught me out and I didn't know what to think.
Then at Christmas my family was over at my place and my nephew points at a picture of my wife and asks if she is coming to visit us here or does she just stay at the cottage. My wife died ten years ago. Personally I don't really believe in paranormal stuff so it's probably just my logical brain putting together a bunch of kids ramblings but it definitely got my attention.

"Before I was born here, I had a sister, right? Her and my other Mom are so old now. They were ok when the car was on fire, but I sure wasn't!"
He was maybe 5 or 6 years old? It was totally out of the blue..

Rain Man 05-01-2013 12:43 PM


Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 9648823)

Diastrophus: My (then) five-year-old: "Doesn't it bother you at night having that dead girl watch you sleep."

This one would bother me a bit.

Predarat 05-01-2013 12:44 PM

"Daddy, the Chiefs just traded Javier Arenas for a ****ing fullback"

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