In honor of WarPaint Illustrated
 

I have some seriously nasty gas. It's been going on for nearly 1 week straight. My poops float and don't sink. And, the volume of poop is low by comparison of my other 15K poops I have taken in my life.

All that said, I am due a major bodily explosion, and I'm hopeful that today is THE day. Wish me luck!

Gawd, I love the off-season (which always begins in early January for Chiefs fans.........)

YES! This is exactly what I have been hoping to read for weeks!!!

Hoo-Ray for your poop man!

Now THIS is stuff you can't read on WPI.

Hey, hold off on the congratulatory offerings right now. This baby of mine hasn't reached it's full gestation period quite yet. But, thanks in advance anyway...........

Baby steps. I hope to have them all acclimated to poop threads by late March. Stay tuned.

Hold it in until it solidifies.

Braggert

You better hope you give birth soon, or you're gonna bleed.