Just ate at Golden Corral for the first time
 

Golden Corral is a factory of sadness. Hordes of the morbidly obese stuffing down gigantic portions of food. I think I'm gonna be sick.

On the plus side, the food wasn't awful. I enjoyed my mashed potatoes.

I love to eat there. It is packed with people that are way overweight, that helps to remind you that you shouldnt eat there very often.

Did you show up five minutes before the steak went on the grill and pay the cheaper rate?

Still have thread starting privileges, huh?

Someone mentioned Golden Corral to my son in school so the last time we passed one we had to stop and eat there.
They had a lobster special going on, one free tail with each adult meal, so the wife ordered one just to see if it was as nasty as you would expect Golden Corral lobster tail to be. And it was.
Had the texture of a pencil eraser and tasted like fish that had gone bad.

Disgusting

First time, and your last.

Oh. I hoped you enjoyed the chocolate fountain.

Golden Corral..where you go to feel better about your own family

Now thasswhaddahmtawkinbout!!

Actually did that once by accident at an Old Country Buffet. Showed up late afternoon, had a lunch buffet coupon even. It was a lazy Saturday and I intended to pick at some stuff and read the newspaper.

Started off with a salad of course. I'm not even halfway through and they're hauling out all this new fresh dinner fare.

Score!!

My condolences.

I am still in the "eat as much as you want with no repercussions" part of my life. So yeah, I enjoy any and all buffets featuring below-average food and up. My fun is running out soon, I feel.

Anyone remember that video a few years ago of an employee filming ribs by the dumpster?