Business opportunity of a lifetime.
 

I saw the name and thought that it would be a good porn production company name.

i would bid so hard on that

So you are saying you'd swallow it up?

Fapping boars?

The semen business: it'll eat you up or spit you out

Yeah I think jerking off animals all day would be a really boaring job.

Lots of ups & downs in that business.

Hog Farmer is going to jizz when he sees this.

If it means more bacon available for consumption, then I am all for boar masturbation.

The downside of this company is the constant barrage of resumes from people applying for boar positions.

"Premier hog semen supplier"


There are others?

I would take steps to protect my assets if I went all in on this one.

If you don't think investing in boar studs can leave your bank account empty your nuts.

Don't know enough about the industry.

Hogfarmer should expand his operation!

Sounds to me like Hog Farmer is retiring, and none of the kids wanted to take on the long, arduous task of jerking those hogs off.

has anyone seen hogfarmer?

16 posts in, and nuttin'.............

Exactly. He'll get a break soon.

There are a lot of baiters on CP. This may help some get to the master level

I'm glad we finally have a "premier semen provider". I was worried that the market was flooded with sub-standard semen.

Nothing worse than sub-standard semen.

I'm a firm believer that Fapping for Food is an excellent slogan.

Sure you wisecrack but know that CP is filled with tons of evidence that there is an enormous problem with substandard semen in the world today.

If you buy this, it is clear you will be mixing work with pleasure because your house is right there. What isn't clear however, is which is work and which is pleasure.

I guess Hogfarmer has decided to hang it up...


http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/xq90/836/k2q2.jpg

showpig.com?

Looks like a nice little operation. From its appearance it probably houses 30-40 boars. The boar barn is the one in front of the red pickup and looks like the connecting barn would be the collection chamber. If you're established it can be profitable. It's obviously show pigs so semen could be selling for $100 a dose. One boar can easily put out 20 doses twice a week if he's mature.

Here's some semen prices for commercial semen for you that are interestied:

http://www.piggene.com/IBS/semen_prices.htm

So many things happening behind the scenes that the regular public DOES NOT want to know about and this is one of them.

Show pig semen?

Holy ****.

I'd splurge on it.

I have heard pig dick looks like a curly fire..anybody know if that's true or not

just like jerkin off a corkscrew I imagine

Billy Bob and Claim to Fame are going for $150 a dose/

http://www.showpigs.com/FrozenCat.php

If each of those pigs can get you 20 doses twice a week at that price, they can fetch you over $600K a year between them.

It is sooooo wrong to name a pig that you collect semen from "nom nom nom."

http://showpigs.com/psssjoom/index.p...om-nom-nom-3-6

Which brings up a very important question. If you have a bottle of wine you need opened and can't find a corkscrew, can you use a pig in a pinch?

if it doesn't work at least you have bacon!

The cruel irony.....I can't eat bacon without wine. Dammit!

quit hammin around, is this serious or not?

Don't poke the pig son, it's for serial.

keep the batteries charged on that drill and you can pop that cork right out

600k a year for jerkin off a pig? Imma go to that pig orgy farm, steal me some show pigs, put em in my garage with posters ofmiss piggy in a thong and go to town. Profit

You know that odd looking dowel thingy they use to take the honey out of the jar?

Yeah, don't eat honey