How about eating a heaping bowl of his own oven fresh shit, topped with habanero sauce and cigarette ashes.

Actually no, thats not even enough.

I just hope this is all over very soon, like monday morning soon... because the longer it drags out, the more worried i become, in spite of the 1001 facts that say it should be a done deal.

I dunno, its just worrying... maybe its the fact that in the outstanding Joe Delaney tribute clip, they try to glorify DMC by comparing him to Joe, that has pioli written ALL over it.

Its not enough to shove him down our throats with a miscast role on the field, but now, at this late stage of the game... they're shining him up by comparing him to Joe, it stinks, and its worrying.

Say it aint so, Clark...

He can GTFO and take that horses ass Dabole with him.

I don't understand all the secrecy either. What part of his plan was he trying to protect? Record losses and blowouts so bad that the team destroyed the 1929 Bisons in loser stats? How NOT to evaluate a quarterback? How to destroy the player/fans/community relationship the team had? His patented draft selection proccess? I have seen enough of the Patriot Way.

They use this device to develope offensive game plans too.

To forgive Pioli? I guess he would have to make all the right decisions and actually build a dynasty that won a championship or two. He would have to select the right quarterback in the upcoming draft and hire the right head coach and hire the right coordinators and find/acquire some talented receivers and find/acquire some talented tight ends and find/acquire some talented pass-rushers. If he did all of those things (not likely), then I would forgive him.

I think you're thinking of the tecmo bowl playbook.

Draft Geno, hire successful coach, Win multiple playoff games from 2013 onwards.

If he went to the KC zoo, snuck into the gorilla cage and got sodomized to death by all of the gorillas in the exhibit then I might consider forgiving him.

Pioli must march across that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs and kiss his own arse. Then I will forgive him

Nope.

I'm throwing in the towel if he's back...

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"You just shot an unarmed man"


"He should have armed himself"