Man dies after having sex with hornet's nest
 

http://m.ibtimes.co.uk/man-sweden-di...st-467900.html

Alrighty then.....

Imagine 156 times in a row of zipping your junk in your zipper. Damn.

This kind of thing really makes me think I should be more careful.

I hope it wasp worth it.

I guess it was on his honey-do list !

Heard about this morning but could find no source.

"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website.

If you have to be told that............Darwin was right anyway.

He ****ed it like a beast.

What the **** are these people thinking. I heard a guy had sex with a doughnut and the muffler.

This guy's view of a hornet's nest is probably similar to my view of Hope Solo. I'd like to stick my dick in said entity, but I fear I'd probably be killed in the process.

Im glad I only had sex with a bees nest

WTF what kind of a** has this guy had to come up with this?

He was probably stoned on marijuina then died of HIVe.

No kidding. I immediately thought, well, if there's anything I can take away from this it is that nugget of information.

Bet he was really buzzed.

maybe the bastard was Catholic

Reminds me of this.

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Maybe he took Spanish Fly.

I bet he must've been feeling rather hornet.

They should have called the SWAT team to save him.

Gives new meaning to the term "Young, dumb and full of cum."

nice Combshot

What is a Raider fan doing over there?

As a service to our fellow men, perhaps we should come up with a priority list of things to have sex with, so they can make better decisions. I'll start with a few, and others can add to it.

This is in descending order of preference.

Woman's vagina
Your own hand
Hornet's nest

Rip J Diddy

Note to self....trying to have a 5millionsome....is probably going to kill you.

The moral of this story is..



Be careful guys what you stick your dick into. You may get stung.

Does this qualify as suicide by dick?

Closest I have ever been to screwing something that stung me repeatedly was when I stuck it in your mothers vag.
I had a similar result in the pelvic region.

It's of great emporiance to know where you are placing your penis at all times.

he def. wanted to **** the honey pot but put it in the wrong hole and got stung

"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website.






Ya think ROFLROFLROFL:LOL::LOL:LMAO

"Sweet" Dick Willy???

Having sex with a hornet's nest > Cassel

"An autopsy of Hasse's body showed semen on some of the dead wasps..."

The man had heart.

Apparently they caught the incident on tape!

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The only thing that truly surprised me about this article was that it did not occur in Florida....

If it was Florida, the neighbor would have chewed off his face upon finding him.

I didn't know BigCatDaddy went to Sweden recently. Hmm... RIP

At least he finished.

This story sounds like a load of shit. I dont buy it.

Maybe he died of natural causes and the hornets were necrophiliacs.

"Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies"

how do you pronounce this guys name, please? and how do you get his job?
thanks,
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Wow, I guess I'll be more careful the next time I get turned on by hornets.

Let him RIP, this is none of our beeswax.

Oh me so hornet, me love you long time.

What if somebody set up a glory hole with a hornets nest on the other side. That would be funny.


And by the way , I think thats the most times I've ever been stung.

Trying to jerk off a hornet.

When men eventually adapt into being immune from hornet stings, we will be hornet's-nest-****ing studs and women will be less valuable.

This is the next stage of human evolution.

Well....time to cross that off my bucket list...doesn't seem like such a good idea anymore

This is what happens when feminism reaches 3rd generation critical mass.

Men start ****ing hornet's nests.

"His body was found by a neighbor, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass."

Mo' Bee Dick

That had to sting.

What number is this on

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Yeah...but get started now on that one where you get a BJ from a cobra.

fake

FMP

Sounds more like your sisters mouth. Her teeth are pretty ****ed up.

FYQ

"I don't-a get it, Helga. Lars never hadda problem with a-screwing that honey pot before."

http://viaggi.corriere.it/viaggi/via...20130430174252

I guess someone told him to find a group of swingers for a good time, but he's always had trouble distinguishing Ws from Ts.

Silly boy. I don't even have a sister, however, you do have a mother. Therefore the probability of my story vs yours is significantly higher.

Tell ol buzz puss I said hi.

I wonder how long the dude was fertilizing them hornets? I mean I saw some kid that kinda had a waspy-lookin' face at Walmart a few days back...

How is this not the winner? Well done.

Go ahead and add KurtCobain's mom after the hornet's nest

I feel sorry for the poor bastard that had to count all of the sting marks.

Oh, and RIP Hasse the Hornet Humper

Snap

I'll bet he walked by that hornets nest day after day, thinking to himself, "Those filthy little hornets are just BEGGING for it! And one of these days I'm going to give it to them like the bad little hive-dwellers they are."

He wanted to **** Queen Bee Elizbuzzleth

LMAO

The guy was Swedish though. His inner dialogue probably sounded more like this, "yurden, furden those blurden little hornets are just begging for the gurden in my loinum. I'ma going to curden it to them like the bad little murden hive-a-dwerdens they are."

Just reading the title ROFL

Don't act all high and mighty like none of you are attracted to hornets nests, it's perfectly natural.

This might be the only Swedish hornet-fetish erotic literature on the entire internet.

Reading this reminded me of the muppets

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...and the gene pool gets a little cleaner

Until we start seeing hornet-people flying around Europe, that is.

What a man and a hornets nest do in the privacy of their yard is their own business.

this guy woulda made a helluva porn star.
I mean....if you can shoot a load while your meat stick is being stung by hornets....you got skillz man!

You mean buzziness

His family's been stung by these revelations.

don't be such a buzz kill.