What do I do?
 

I'm sure in tasteless fashion this thread will get a lot of jokes most of them won't be funny but oh well..

This girl I went to high school with made a depressing status on Facebook saying how she's given up. After talking with her in private she revealed she's going to lose her child in a custody battle and when she does she is going to kill herself. I've talked with her for 30 mins she said her mind is made up and it will be quick and painless.

Obviously my thought process is to call the authorities but here's the thing

A) what if she's over exaggerating the case. I call the police and then shell definitely lose the case.

B) She actually does follow through. Ill feel somewhat guilty.

What would you do in this situation?

PIIHB

Give her another child.

This is your hour, billay.

You know she would have just done the deed, if she didn't want something from you. What that is ???????????????????????????????

Call the cops. Would you rather have her lose custody of her kids or lose her life?

Ok that made me lol

take it seriously

Enter a pact with her.

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LMAO

Seriously though,
Why is a woman losing her kid?
Call the cops. She probably shouldnt have it anyway.

Yeah, that will help. :facepalm:

If she is determined to kill herself, she's going to succeed. This was a cry for help, and calling the cops is not the way to help her.

If Billay is just learning about this via Facebook, that means he is not a close friend or family member. He needs to find a close friend or family member and let that person know what is going on. Or he could put her in touch with a suicide hotline.

Calling the cops is not the answer.

Tell her that if she spares her life, you'll provide to her two tickets to a Cornhuskers basketball game this fall.

The body stays acceptably warm for about 4 hours in August/Hootie