Dane Cook: The Shite-Parade Marches On.
 

So I get's done watching "Breaking Bad"( awesome episode. AWESOME I say. ), and flip ahead one channel to Ha-Ha Central.

And there's Dane's new to-do. His homosexual lisp is getting quite prevalent. No wonder he got the gig with Jessica Alba in "Good luck Chuck"; he is of no sexual threat whatsoever.

Well, that's it.

I watched his thing on comedy central....

I thought his bit about people who hate him was pretty good.

Don't let your feelings of persecution overshadow your good taste and common sense my friend.

at least he's not as bad as Carlos Mencia

the justin timberlake of comedy.

A 40 second clip of Mencia taking a diarrheal, burrito-shit with goofy facial expressions is more ha-ha than Cook can muster in 30 minutes.

And that's a fact.

I actually respect Timberlake more than Cook.

I have a lot of respect for timberlake, he's a talented guy

Difference being mencia would have stole that gig.

If you've ever had a man card it needs to be handed over now.

I didnt say I was a fan, but I can admit he's talented. Give credit where it's due.

And it would STILL be funnier, theft or not.

I'll back you up on this one.. The man's got talent, no doubt.

So would Cook.

Thirded. I'm no longer ashamed to admit it.