I have food poisoning...
 

Tips? I feel like death.

Treat it just like a hangover.

Pedialite to keep hydrated.

Lots of water, and let it pass out of your system. You could be down for a good 24 hours if you have a bad case of it.

The one time I had it, I literally thought that I was going to die, lol. After I evacuated my bowls, all I could do was curl into a ball on the bathroom floor. That tile was so cold and felt so good.

Hang in there.

puke, crap, repeat........

It's rough, but it'll pass. Definitely agree with notorious...Pedialite works well.

I've had it before, so I know how it feels. Good luck

This too.

Eat a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray

Surprised it took this long.

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Do you know for certain that it's food poisoning? What type of food caused it?

LMAO

Thanks Chet.

:clap:

He pukes, you die.

when I had food poisoning I took a glass of water and put a tablespoon of ground cumin and ginger in it and drank it all in one gulp and stopped me from throwing up. Also made me less nauseated.

If it lasts more than a day or two, you should see a doc...I had a nasty case a few years ago that turned into gastroenteritis (which you'll need antibiotics for) - knocked me out for a good week.

hope you get better soon.
hope it doesn't develop into uromysotisis.
or even worse, Count Choculitis.